Blockchain analytics firm used by the IRS to find people’s crypto wallets, Chainalysis, just hit a $2B valuation. Though a recent IRS search showed the company’s value at -$6k and listed as a home office deduction.
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The 2nd largest art museum in the world, Russia’s Hermitage, will host an NFT art exhibition. But don’t get too excited since it’s just shorthand for Neft’ — the Russian word for oil.
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According to Charles Hoskinson, Cardano (ADA) will finally have smart contracts as early as the end of April. This story was originally published in 2017 and republished annually.
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When virtually appearing in front of a Congressional hearing, Twitter’s Jack Dorsey had a clock in the background showing the real-time price of Bitcoin. When the price hits $1M, Jack Dorsey will reveal himself as either Satoshi Nakamoto or The Joker (or both?).
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To get a digital yuan wallet, Chinese citizens have to apply at one of 6 government-owned banks. And you complain about waiting 30 seconds for your app to download.
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We were a "bit" late today - Friday happens.
