Crypto news with a punchline.
8 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Known for his contrarian for Silicon Valley conservative views PayPal founder, Peter Thiel, wondered at a conference whether China may use Bitcoin as a financial weapon against the U.S. by proxy of the USD. The sneaky Chinese attack on the USD will s...
7 Apr 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Dahveed
An obscure blockchain literally calling itself the New Kind of Network (despite being around since 2018 pumped in price and is calling itself the biggest blockchain in the world based on their number of full consensus nodes. According to sources, the...
6 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Skipping museums, NFT OG CryptoPunks are getting plastered all over Miami. Perfect, since Miami is famous for partiers with horrible taste and too much money. ***** Mark Cuban will team up with Ashton Kutcher and Snoop on NFT: The Pitch, a Shark T...
5 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
David Hockney, the highest-selling living painter called NFT artists “swindlers and crooks” - what a bunch of hockney from a guy whose work includes iPhone and iPad drawings. ***** A scavenger hunt is underway where clues are sold as NFTs and the la...
4 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Well, it had to happen Saturday Night Live is selling its musical sketch explaining NFTs as an NFT, with the highest bid currently at 10ETH. Meanwhile, an NFT of someone watching the sketch on YouTube for free is selling for 100ETH and an NFT of the...
3 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
The IRS got a court order to obtain information on the majority of Circle’s customers. Why Circle? Guess Square is next but Polygon is pretty safe for a while. ***** Ripple (XRP) is now worth more than before it was sued by the SEC. In other words...
1 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
While everyone is trying to get in on April Fools pranks, Chipotle is running an actual Burrito Day contest where the possible prizes are $500 or $25,000 in Bitcoin or a burrito. Chipotle is hoping that the Bitcoin winners will be so stoned that they...
31 Mar 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Dahveed
Well, it had to have happened sooner or later: penis-based NFTs are here. The highest bids are at — duh — 69 ETH for Pixel Peen, Elong Peen, and Doge Peen. Finally — a desirable dick pick. ***** In DeFi soap oper news: Delta.financial caused a tradi...
30 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
PayPal will allow crypto payments at all of its merchants. The crypto included is BTC, ETH, BCH, and LTC, forcing users into a difficult decision: regret selling Bitcoin/Ethereum early or regret having Bitcoin Cash or LItecoin in their wallet in the...
29 Mar 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Dahveed
Visa just piloted using USDC stablecoin to settle transactions right on the Ethereum blockchain, eliminating the complexity of converting to a national currency. Now Ethereum can finally claim to process as many transactions per second as Visa ‘cause...
