Crypto news with a punchline.
27 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
According to Mark Cuban, the growth of DOGE is limited by Robinhood’s withdrawal policy (and not, apparently, by its being a joke coin with stale code). But yeah, Mark, makes sense that the fundamental value of a crypto project is in how quickly prof...
27 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Apparently, funds of customers of the crypto savings app, Coinseed, were automatically switched to DOGE. That’s what happens when your app’s entire backend is powered by Elon Musk’s tweets. ***** The founder of Barstool Sports is selling an NFT of hi...
26 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Eminem is dropping NFTs during Shady Con, an entire online festival devoted to his NFTs. The rapper promoted this by saying: Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To drop $5k on digital hype, Why not choose mine? ***** Former President of...
25 Apr 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Dahveed
And the Oscar for “dude, let it go” goes to Craig Wright for filing yet another lawsuit claiming that he wrote the Bitcoin whitepaper. The lawsuit is filed in the U.K. because “if they convinced people that Brexit is smart, maybe I have a chance…” ...
23 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
The U.S. Marshall Service (USMS) signed a contract for $4.5M with the crypto exchange, BitGo, to help manage the bitcoin it seizes.USMS was then immediately charged with taxpayer fraud by the IRS for wasting $4.5M on being too lazy to buy a Ledger. ...
14 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Hi all - Noncense is going on a short break for personal reasons and will be back within a week or so. So keep an eye out for the next one.
12 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Everyone’s favorite stonk, GameStop, is looking for an analyst with NFT/crypto experience. So whatever you do, do not short NFTs now. ***** A reddit user reminded people how Gavin Andresen opened a free Bitcoin faucet back in 2010 to promote adoption...
10 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
A report says that Bitcoin is now worth half of the entire U.S. banking system. Guessing it’s not the half that’s been hastily buying up Bitcoin. ***** A board member of the European Central Bank (ECB) has criticized Bitcoin for not fulfilling the b...
9 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Wrestling fans, rejoice: The Undertaker NFT is coming. If NFT mania is about to die, at least it’s getting a proper burial. ***** The SEC commissioner known as Crypto Mom said that banning Bitcoin would be foolish. She continued: “Luckily the SEC is...
8 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
A Moroccan company executed a $400M fertilizer deal on the blockchain, speeding up the process and breaking through COVID-related delays. The definitively proves that blockchains get shit done! ***** CZ told the press that almost 100% of his net wo...
