Well, it happened. Now you can buy a Tesla with Bitcoin. Teslas will also now come standard with DOGE mining rigs — all part of Elon’s secret mission to get DOGE to flip BTC.
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Mark Cuban and Joe Lubin have invested in Nifty — an NFT-centric social media platform powered by MEME. Although, as part of the investment agreement, they can now legally say that it’s powered by ME & ME.
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British digital payments platform, Wirex, has “temporarily” suspended new user registration after a “constructive dialogue” with U.K. authorities. At least until after Wirex’ CEO undergoes “(re)constructive surgery” on his face.
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Sushiswap is facing a dilemma as 47 million tokens ($880M worth) are due to be unlocked in April as a result of farming from Harvest, Pickle and others, creating a fear of a dump by a rival protocol and a price collapse while pumping the rival’s price (not that Sushi, being totally unique, ever did anything like that to its rivals). The solution to this prickle (sorry not sorry) of a problem came when a mysterious team member going by the name Nef Chomi suggested taking all 47 million tokens into his personal account for safekeeping.
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Russia’s agency for money laundering is monitoring transactions between crypto and rubles because “It’s a currency well-known to be used in criminal activities and we don’t want people trading it for crypto. ”
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