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March 21st: Coinbase listing delayed + the funniest NFT

By Dahveed | Noncense | 21 Mar 2021


Well, it happened: Charmin created a toilet paper roll NFT. Now when the next pandemic hits, we can panic buy virtual toilet paper too — all the same idiocy, less overhead.

Charmin NFT

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After settling with CTFC for $6.5M, Coinbase is delaying going public. Because other agencies want to slap that golden wrist too.

 

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BSC’s claim to have anything to do with DeFi got some credibility Friday as TurtleDex did a rug pull on the platform. BSC projects may be copying DeFi ones as quicker than rabbits multiplying, but at the end of the day — the turtle had the last laugh.

 

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Legendary comedian, John Cleese, of the Monty Python and Fawlty Towers fame, created an NFT of the Brooklyn Bridge, which already has a bid of $50k. The winning bidder will have to answer 3 questions:

1) What is your name?

2) What is your quest?
3) What is your private key and seed phrase?

 

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Thai Central Bank is getting ready to introduce digital Baht. It’ll be pegged to $1 — but if you bargain a bit, 2 cents.

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Throw in some tips so I can buy a roll of virtual toilet paper.

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