Crypto news with a punchline.
18 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Driver’s of the Fiat 500 electric car will now receive 1 KiriCoin, a crypto worth 2 eurocents, for every kilometer driven (and more for efficiency). Tesla owners will get something too: for every mile driven, they will receive 1 tweet about DOGE from...
17 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
South Korea is introducing a law where you have to report every single crypto transaction or risk going to jail for 5 years. This sucks for South Koreans but North Koreans are rushing to make a crypto transaction to get this 5-year luxury vacation. ...
16 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Nvidia’s latest update accidentally removed the Ethereum mining hash rate limitation with code that was “intended for internal developers.” So, apparently, employee perks at Nvidia include free coffee, comfy chairs, and mining ETH on the company dime...
15 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Well, some people’s accounts on Nifty Gateway were hacked; none of them had 2FA enabled, and NG claims no security issues with the platform itself. A number of really expensive NFTs were moved to other accounts and some sold. You can soon see the fil...
14 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Hacker drained millions of dollars in liquidity from social community tokens created on the Roll platform. The tokens’ price quickly rebounded, showing the resilience of DeFi communities. But congrats to anyone who was able to roll sixes and grab som...
13 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Crypto exchange, FTX, is nearing an agreement to sponsor and put their name on the arena where the Miami Heat basketball team plays its home games. Good for adoption, but would be more fun to hear the announcers say something like “Tonight, Jimmy But...
12 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
In the U.S. state of Georgia, Republican lawmakers are pushing through a bill introducing financial literacy for high schoolers that includes crypto education. The measure is tentatively called the “Keep checking the Bitcoin price so often that you f...
11 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Tether (USDT) went live on the Solana blockchain for fast transactions, cheap fees, and who cares, everyone is using DAI and USDC anyway. ***** An NFT representing 50% ownership of a St. Louis home has been put up for sale on Mintable for just over...
10 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
The WSJ once again showed its ignorance about blockchain technology by doing a hatchet job on crypto interest rates in order to please its Wall Street sponsors and keep boomers in those ridiculous 0.4% yield bank “savings” accounts. The title is lite...
9 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Ready for your daily dose of Noncense - crypto news with a punchline?After Atari partnered with Decentraland to launch an Atari Casino in that virtual world, Decentraland’s MANA token’s price is hitting an all-time high. Perfect timing for it to fall...
