SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!
11 Jun 2023 2 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
Bitcoins and US hundred dollar bills by David McBee on Pexels "Earn $500 USD or more a day, all while working from home. Little to no experience or skills required! Hi there, stranger! I'm Clifford John Pickle and I've earned thousands of dollars a...
10 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
"Schiesse; I cannot get sie farkin' trees! I will kill everyone in the world!" — Adolf Hitler (a mass-murdering Nazi shithead and vegetarian painter) on failing to create a painting of trees, according to British actor and stand-up comedian Eddie Iz...
8 Jun 2023 5 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
As you may know, I have a bone to pick with the Deviant Art Website's administration, chiefly because the site is no longer even remotely deviant (or at least far less than it once was), certainly not in the sexual sense of the word. Why is that? Wha...
8 Jun 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
"Fish don't fry in the kitchen!" — Bloodhound Gang ft. Mark the Bagger (Mark Rothenberger) and Bam Margera; "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"; Hefty Fine (2005) I have an old pooch unit of about thirteen years. She's still going strong and happy enoug...
7 Jun 2023 5 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
As some of you may know, I have created artwork in various forms, most of it 18+/NSFW. However, it's not selling and I honestly haven't a clue why. Clearly, there's a problem somewhere, but I don't know exactly where it lies ... I hope it isn't marke...
7 Jun 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
If there's one thing that I find funnier than actual religious scripture, it's mockery of said scripture. So, let's have a look at an extract from The Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, from Monty Python's The Holy Grail: "And Saint Attila raised the han...
4 Jun 2023 5 minute read 14 comments Great White Snark
I'll try to keep this brief, since I would like to concentrate my focus elsewhere today (chiefly on finding permanent employment, maybe learning new skills if I have the time) and my Internet connection is playing up again. My regular readers (for wh...
3 Jun 2023 7 minute read 13 comments Great White Snark
For some unfathomable reason, I got my days muddled up this week and thought yesterday was Thursday and today Friday. As a consequence, I didn't go to work this morning and thus didn't get paid. My finances being in the dire situation that they are,...
3 Jun 2023 2 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark
The United States Airforce has reportedly run an AI-based drone strike simulation that went rogue and killed its operative for preventing it from achieving its objectives. However, the USAF denies doing so and has changed its statements since the rep...
1 Jun 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
I really need for things to go for well for me again, starting pretty damn soon (at least before the end of the month, when the bills are due, anyway). Hopefully, they will. I am tired of working really hard, slogging against the tide and getting now...
