SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!
9 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Today, I experimented with dying my beard. (It used to be fashionable back when Shakespeare was alive and well.) There are two reasons for this. The first of them is that, as it grows out, the hair on my face (particularly on my chin and upper lip) g...
8 Jul 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Disclaimer: This post has been migrated from Fratlife. It contains links to writings from/by certain individuals on that site. An account on that site will be required to view them, since I do not have permission from those users to reproduce their c...
7 Jul 2021 7 minute read 5 comments Great White Snark
Not that I want to be that arsehole son who's thirty-five and still lives with his parents in a house that's not his home (a fact from which they take joy in reminding me), but unfortunate circumstances have made me That Guy. Consequently, my parents...
6 Jul 2021 11 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
TW: Sexual Themes, Violence, Alcohol and Drug Abuse Madly went the women, their minds empty of anything except the heat, the night and the predrinks they'd already imbibed. Their hair swung wildly, full and sensuous as they gyrated to the beat. In th...
5 Jul 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Scuffed blue shoes shuffled along rough red bricks. Cracks and fissures branched off like hairs in a dust storm. These are the shapes of bad luck and bets lost. Each careful step contains a whimper of fear, the uncurling fist in the stomach that spea...
5 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
The below is a filk of Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun". I originally toyed with the chorus, but later decided to expand on it to produce the version below. In my eyes,Indisposed.In disguiseAs no one knows,Hides the face,Lies the snakeAnd the manWho is...
1 Jul 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I will be the one to make you crawl,So I came down to wish you an unhappy birthday. Someone call the ambulance;There's gonna be an accident!⸺ Hewitt, Olsdal & Molko/Placebo; "Infra-Red"; Meds (2006) I can't accept gifts bought with fiat; there's s...
29 Jun 2021 4 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
Not that I want to draw any attention to this problematic post by the idealistic dreamer, but there are some flaws in it that need to be addressed and my response is too long to be a comment, so ... What he has written is interesting. (Pro tip: When...
29 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Some people on Fet really do amaze me. They amaze me by the fact that despite being there longer than I, they have learned so little from the community, from people of different ethnicity, income brackets and gender identities, to themselves. I canno...
28 Jun 2021 7 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
"If you are kinky, where would you go that isn't sleazy as hell and way more of a meat market than there?", you asked. Well, that is a pertinent question, isn't it? There's certainly not a shortage of sites made by former members of FL's community,...
