SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!
28 Jun 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
"Pushed away, I'm pulled towardA comedown of revolving doors.Every warning we ignored,Drifting in from distant shores.The wind presents a change of course,A second reckoning of sorts.We were wasted, waiting forA comedown of revolving doors "Fate don'...
28 Jun 2021 1 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark
So, the below landed in the inbox, unbidden, of somebody on a fetish site of which I'm a member: A man was at his friend's house, while the friend went to the store, when, suddenly, a strange creature resembling a manniquin [sic] with long black ten...
27 Jun 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Glass, like gorgeous jewels, flew through the air. The sheered shards caught the light as they skittered and scattered over Sutherland Street, covering it with tiny white and silver diamonds. It reminded the onlookers of Christmas Eve, of every birth...
27 Jun 2021 5 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Seeing as the bio blurb that one is given when setting up a profile doesn't give one much space to do a shameless plug and (in)effectively market oneself, please indulge me in taking at least five minutes of your time to do just that. If swearing off...
26 Jun 2021 5 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
I abhor the "There is only one Twue Way™" attitude almost everywhere I find it, because 95-99% of the time, it's then followed by some arrogant sack of shit attempting to foist his world view on others to the exclusion of all others. However, founts...
25 Jun 2021 10 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
TO the beautiful satirists, educators of the clueless and defenders of women — who long ago left (and either never or briefly returned to) what I shall here call Fartloaf AKA Fratlife, If you ever see this, please know that I miss reading your hot ta...
