SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!
18 Aug 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Having submitted all financial records pertaining to my dealings with MTN to the handover company that MTN sends after former customers it wishes to extort, I received a request for more documents: A police affidavit stating that I am involved in a d...
14 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I haven't posted in a few days. That's mainly because I'm finally on new medication for my mental health and it makes me feel both sleepy and somewhat stupid. (Having taken them about an hour prior to writing this, I can feel the sedative kicking in...
6 Aug 2023 5 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
“The LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which mortals had built. And the LORD said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language, and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now...
5 Aug 2023 4 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
Thanks to the wonders of using AI to generate art, I bring to you depictions of Andrew Tate as Yeshua Ibn Mariam (Yeshua, son of Mariam), more commonly known as Jesus Christ. Sadly, some of the results make him look a bit like Thom Yorke, but without...
4 Aug 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Greetings, dear readers. TL;DR: This post is strictly for cishet men whom are being mobbed by women and can't figure out how to be left alone. If you have no sense of humour or don't understand satire, please move along, thank you. You'll be doing yo...
28 Jul 2023 1 minute read 8 comments Great White Snark
I've had another bright idea, maybe even a brainwave. It's pretty much a given that cishet men are sexually attracted to women, as a general rule. It's also a given that some men will spend ludicrous amounts of money on looking at them. Since I have...
26 Jul 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Seeing as Deviant Art's Terms of Service (ToS) policy strictly prohibits uploading/posting any paid/public and shared content "... that is pornographic, obscene, offensive, blasphemous, unlawful, threatening, menacing, abusive, harmful, an invasion...
21 Jul 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I honestly have no idea how anyone survives through a Winter in the Northern Hemisphere. Winter in the Southern Hemisphere is bad enough. Global warming seems seasonal at this time of year. Forget being closed in and cut off from the nearest settleme...
17 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I'm pretty stumped as to what to write today, so I am offering you this load of drivel in the hopes that you get a giggle or two out of it to start your day. As for me, I'll try to get into my old phone and change/remove two factor authentication fro...
12 Jul 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
"He mentioned something interesting: Cypher is pursuing new research. He claims what they're doing in Africa is the missing piece, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear." Recently, one of the moderators of/on CVn introduced me to the meme for "A Weapon to...
