The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!


Blogging by the Numbers: What Analysing the Data Does (and Doesn't) Tell Me

30 Mar 2023 3 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

I ran an analysis on the numbers that I have (views, likes and earnings) for quite a large number of my past blog posts (115, to be exact), mainly for the sake of my own interest. I was going to punch in figures for the previous one hundred and fifty...

Signal:Noise (My Ten Cents)

30 Mar 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

"We get Signal. Main screen turn on." We have Signal and the Matrix protocol (Element and Jami). Why would anyone feel the need to chat on some sketchy app like Discord, Telegram, WeChat  and/or WhatsApp, particularly since companies like Tencent (...

Dark Heroine (Music Video)

28 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Damn, the music video that I made for one of my compositions has been age restricted by YT (even though I was careful to deliberately not make it explicitly sexual, which I easily could have). I guess YT can't handle all that latex and leather ... Co...

A Brief Letter to the Lonely Single Downvoter

25 Mar 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark

Why don't you muster the courage to openly voice your dissent, instead of sulking in the shadows like some basement-dweller? You might think that hitting "dislike" once (and quickly running away again) on almost all my posts is making a meaningful co...

On Citing Info Wars, Zero Hedge, q-Anon or other Alt-Right Propaganda Generators in Discussions of Issues with Wide Impact

24 Mar 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

The moment anyone cites Fox, Info Wars, Zero Hedge (or any of the other so-called "news" stations/sites that push the right-wing agenda of fake news) as a source, I stop taking seriously what I'm reading and skip straight to watching the timer count...

There's Nothing Wonderful About Spam or Surveillance Capitalism (Say Goodbye to Everyone I Have Ever Known)

28 Feb 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

About two hours prior to writing this, I've recently checked my email, to find a message from Google in my personal inbox, asking me to confirm that I want mail from a business email address someone set up forwarded to it, without them bothering to a...

Just Another Week in the Life of The Snark

27 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Just once, I happened to open a tab for Noise in the wrong container. Now, every time I open it in the correct container, I get prompted to confirm I'm sure I don't want to open it in the incorrect one. Yes, I'm sure. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done...

No News isn't Good News

22 Feb 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

I've got nothing new or interesting to report, unfortunately, but I've got to keep writing. I've been feeling like crap for the past two days, totally not inspired to write anything for Pub0x, let alone interested in reading other people's posts (or...

Approximately 190 of Antisocial Media's Best Insults and Snarky Responses

20 Feb 2023 14 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

These have been collated from various groups on a number of antisocial media sites, of which I was a member until fairly recently. (At time of writing, I've got five days to go until my last remaining account ceases to exist.) I'm a little sad to be...

Why I'm Finally Looking to Leave FuckboiClownLife for a Better Site (If One Even Exists)

12 Feb 2023 3 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark

FuckboiClownLife now has at least two known racists on its team of predominantly cishet white caretakers, has become overrun with fuckbois, incels, sex offenders and sexual predators and traffickers. Not only that, but the site now has policies in pl...