SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!
27 Sep 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark
You say I have no heart,No staying power, no motivation.Ah, alas, alack, sir;You are mistaken.I have no heart for this,only for this.Your artifice of glass and steel,A temple to money,Moves me not.For all its height,It has not pith nor momentIn my mi...
21 Sep 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
"Hey @realDonaldTrump I oppose civil asset forfeiture too! Why don’t you try to destroy my career, you fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon!" — Pennsylvania state senator Daylin Leach (Father, husband, progressive, and Pennsylvania Senator; like Gandhi...
20 Sep 2023 9 minute read 7 comments Great White Snark
Don't get me wrong here; I think Audius is great in theory, but not in implementation (I can't claim any Audius I earn on the site) and Band Camp is almost everything for which I'm looking (except the high percentage it and PayPal take from anything...
15 Sep 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark
Today, I received a message to contact a company through WhatsApp, regarding coming to an arrangement for paying a settlement to MTN. Yeah, no, that's not going to happen while I'm still alive, kicking and able to fight back. They're a bunch of delud...
8 Sep 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I am, admittedly, one of those strange individuals whom actually enjoys reading Shakespeare's works, perhaps because I understand the words or look for definitions/explanations when I don't. (Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair.) I read his p...
28 Aug 2023 4 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
As I entered the hallway of Mrs. Miller's boarding house, I felt doomed, trapped. I felt a sense of claustrophobia. I couldn't breathe. I felt like I'd been stabbed in the chest, like my ribs had been crushed by the very walls of the place (like you...
25 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
"Some days, you eat the hamburger. Some days, the hamburger eats you instead!" Today has not started well for me and I'm not in a good mood or positive mental space. Hooray for other people, their negativity and shitty comments. Creating some art h...
24 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
They seemed to lead busier, fuller lives — been more places, seen more sights, experienced more things, generally achieved more — than was probable/possible for any people so young to have. They were The Mossad Agents; driven, energetic, indomitable,...
23 Aug 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
"The same old story, told again. The same beginning and the same end. We talk in circles; let us out!" — The Black Hotels; No Sign of Science; Honey Badger Urgh. I really, desperately need to find and hold down a job, because I am beyond sick and t...
18 Aug 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Having submitted all financial records pertaining to my dealings with MTN to the handover company that MTN sends after former customers it wishes to extort, I received a request for more documents: A police affidavit stating that I am involved in a d...
