The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!


Untrust Us

16 Oct 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark

The problem that I have with trusting other people is that they invariably betray that trust and let me down. Every time a coconut, every damn time! That's why I think it's best that I don't trust people and am my own army of one, not that I can rely...

Am I Too Old for Animé?

8 Oct 2024 1 minute read 7 comments Great White Snark

Love, Death and Robots I watched Howl's Moving Castle on Netflix a little while ago. I've been meaning to do so for a while. I know it's a cult classic and a seminal work of Animé (like Akira and Spirited Away), but it just didn't appeal to me for s...

How I Spend Public Holidays and Weekends

24 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Today is a public holiday in my small part of the world. That means another day, another big batch of pooches to exercise. That was what I did this morning. It seems a more productive thing to do than drink beer, barbecue (although I like a good stea...

I still haven't collected my new ID card.

4 Sep 2024 1 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark

In the CBD, the streets stink of piss, bird shit and cigarette smoke. For hours, I stood in a queue that barely moved, was often completely stagnant, the air heavy with expectation and hope. At one point, someone I'd never met before greeted me like...

We're Going Down, Yet Again

26 Aug 2024 1 minute read 7 comments Great White Snark

Tomorrow, the town in which I live is going to experience a scheduled power outage that might last up to twelve hours, if not longer. The outage is scheduled to start from 08:00 in the morning. I think that it's most likely going to be out of commiss...

Nothing to Report

11 Aug 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

I feel the urge to post something on one of my blogs, but I'm all out of ideas. All I have to report is that I spent about half the day in bed and the other half posting an updated CV to various job sites and applying to positions I'm unlikely to get...

Flattened Frog

17 Jun 2024 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

Flattened fat frog in a side street, Guts and internal organs burst from its mouth, Squeezed out as if from Some macabre toothpaste tube Or bizarre unwrapping of skin. This grotesque victim Was witnessed late one night After a thunderstorm, Unwilling...

Recall the Deeds as if They're Someone Else's Atrocious Story: A Little Reminder that I've Published a Novel on LeanPub

6 Jun 2024 11 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Greetings, dear readers. I hope that you are well and in the mood to spend ~10 minutes idly engaged in an activity known to some as Walpoling (and as reading to others). I just want to remind you that I've published a book on LeanPub, a whopping ~260...

Reports of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated!

19 May 2024 3 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

Some of you (the frequent readers among my followers) will have noticed my prolonged absence from Pub0x and My Lot. That's for a number of reasons, ill health and unreliable Internet connection included. The prime reason, however, is that I have been...

Big Tech is Data Theft! OR The Idea of the Fourth Industrial Revolution in the Twenty First Century: A summary of Numerous Authors on Surveillance Capitalism

19 May 2024 8 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you!" — Joseph Heller; Catch 22; Commonly misattributed to Kurt Kobain "If you're not paranoid, you're not paying attention." — Origin Unknown, possibly a radio/TV show. (I did search...