All You Know About Me is what I've Sold You (poster's own artwork)

Digital Art for Sale on Patreon (Revisited, Rebranded, Updated)


Seeing as Deviant Art's Terms of Service (ToS) policy strictly prohibits uploading/posting any paid/public and shared content "... that is pornographic, obscene, offensive, blasphemous, unlawful, threatening, menacing, abusive, harmful, an invasion of privacy or publicity rights, defamatory, libelous, vulgar, illegal or otherwise objectionable ..." or "... featuring pornographic material of real people, which offers sexual services, which glorifies sexual violence, fringe sexual fetish creations, fetish creations that are hard to distinguish from non-consensual sex ...", all my interesting artistic content (pretty much all of it) will soon be on Patreon, which at least allows me to post NSFW content, but at the cost of having my account hidden from general viewing. In the mean time, perhaps you might want to look at some chaste nuns, since "degenerate" art (including any remotely sexy content) ist strengtens verboten here and that's probably all you're likely to get from the Nazi Art Committee (AKA Reich Chamber of Culture) that's established itself on Formerly-Deviant Art, going forward.

That was going to be the "About Me" content I planned to write once I'd created an account on the very definitely not at all Deviant Art Website (since Weasyl came to naught), along with some very boring and vanilla images (mainly Surrealist paintings, but also including some very definitely not sexy chaste nun Barbie dolls that just happen to be wearing latex), as can be seen below. Creating an account was all going well until this happened: The signup form has an error claiming that my date of birth is invalid, even if I enter my actual DoB. Wait, what? I'm completely certain I was born on that date and it's definitely valid. It's on both my birth certificate and ID for a start (even though I need to renew the latter and get a card version now), so IDK WTF the problem is there (other than general bloody stupidity as evidenced elsewhere on that site). Right, well, so much for that, then. It's probably not a great loss (other than for promotional purposes), since those terms pretty much exclude almost all artistic expression, but it's still annoying.

Bang My Head Upon the Fault Line Bang My Head Upon the Fault Line // Would probably be removed for being "threatening, menacing ... violent" ...

Moving on rapidly ... I've updated my Patreon account to bring it more in line with the new direction in which I want to take it. I've uploaded new profile and banner images, changed the "About" blurb section and even given it a new URL stub. Now, I just have to market it aggressively and hope I get subscribers/patrons. As for going in a NFT direction, that's not really working out for me at the moment, since I'm not exactly raking in enough crypto or fiat to pay my bills and rent and buy groceries, let alone mint NFTs or finance my artistic/creative ambitions/endevours. It's a pretty niche audience at best and I suspect that the hype bubble probably popped a while ago anyway ...

Perhaps Mr. Sawyer might one day get the art I promised him, but he'll have to either send me something through Patreon or continue to practice patience.

BMC isn't allowing me to log in due to a CORS error, so I'm going to have to try getting into both of those sites through a browser other than Firefox. Does life always have to seem like it's The Trials of Van Occupanther?

The Trials of Van Occupanther Probably not what Midlake had in mind when they named that album ...

Anyway, I promised you pictures of latex nuns, so I shan't disappoint (because I'm a very naughty boy and definitely not the messiah) ...

Kay Morgan X Sister Sinister as a Nun Barbie Kay Morgan X Sister Sinister as a Nun Barbie

Kay Morgan X Sister Sinister as a Nun Barbie

Kay Morgan X Sister Sinister as a Nun Barbie See? Completely innocent content (and nothing at all pervy) to be found here ...

Anyway, I have approximately 500 images to post on Patreon, so I'd best get on with that. I sure know how to keep myself busy!


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I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.


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SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

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