Cryptofans we love ya!!! Thinking of y'all makes our heart go pitter-pat!!! Thank the heavens for this chance to be here with y'all stalwart pioneers of crypto, hanging out at Igor's party hut!! Ain't life grand!! 

It's late, and we are lit, but we have to hit a couple of big funnies cause we love the laughs, and crypto, and Y"ALL!!!   We are SO freaking happy to be here in Wynwood!!! Going broke by the second, but man we feel ALIVE!!! Even tho it's late. There's a ten piece band blasting one block away called "loco for Juana" with the biggest trombone show horns we have ever seen, and that's saying something as we love the horn section!! And are on our third pawn shop trombone, a big marching one this time!! 

Warmup funnies??  We hate to laugh at  crypto firms crashing and burning.  But let's face it, Dookey Doge by BAYC founders "wiping" our (ar ar ar) is funny. TLDR:  Yes, it's an endless runner  game about racing down a sewer pipe on a cycle, trying to avoid, well, whatever is in a cartoon sewer pipe.  Yeah, us neither!!!   It was free to get a a "sewer pass" to enter if you owned a bored ape, or you could buy in for five grand.  Yuga promised NFTs or something at the end.  So, of course, everyone started to cheat like hell!! Giving us two minutes and five seconds of reading music!! TLDR: Cheat cheat if you can't WIN!!! 

Yessir, people built bots, hacked the (browser based) game code, hacked unencrypted (at first) game seeds to predict the course, whatever, charging up to four grand for a high score.  TLDR: Yuga labs promised to catch the cheaters - but CAN THEY REALLY?? ar ar ar !!

Scr-w the neggy news, how bout some POSITIVE news?? Pantera says let her RIP babyTLDR:  the era of negative interest rates is OVAH!!! OVAH johnny OVAH!!! Along with crypto winter ar ar ar !! 

Here's a BIG funny!! Member when the IMF was all OMG El Salvador will crash and burn cuz they dare to use CRYPTO!! & US Senators actually wrote a letter saying El Salvador should quit with the crypto cuz somehow this exposes them to ChyNa!!! ( wtf that makes even less sense today) 

Well now even the IMF has to admit that was JUST. NOT. TRUE!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! TLDR: oh, the IMF still sez blah blah blah.  But El Salvador made their latest 600 million bond payment, just like Nayib done said they were gonna.  & Nayib bought another 80 BTC at 19K each last time we checked in ha ha ner ner go away IMF 

Positive funnies!! Hey, let's check in with Honey Badger Cathie !!! ar ar ar ar ar ooooOOOOOOOO!!! TLDR: ready to rock for 2023!!!  Meanwhile, back at the tradfi ranch

OK THIS is funny: TLDR: What the actual #$#$(&*?? It's true, every time a big bank effs up, we, the little people taxpayers, bail them out, AROUND THE WORLD!! 

Here, we see an out of touch, bitter old fart!  When was the last time anyone even SAW a baseball card??  Fifty years ago??  Issuing a "stark" warning AH HA HA HA HA HA HA !!! oh yeah, when we & all our pals got  reckt we all went running to the feds for a bailout NOT !!!  No one CARES what you say!!!  Crossing your arms like you think anyone is even gonna bother arguing with you LMFAO!!!   Satoshi INVENTED bitcoin so we DON"T HAVE to care anymore WHAT crabby arse so-called thoughts schmucks like you think you have ah ha HA HA HA HA!!! 

WHAT a butthaid!! Oh, yea, BTC COULD go to zero, you know.  No, it never ever ever will.  Retreat into irrelevant obscurity, NOW, wouldja please?? yer just embarrassing yourself now, we feel bad for you man ah ha ha HA HA HA HA HA!!!! 

Let's take a look at the OTHER side of this argument, shall we??  Let's face it, we are a Merican.  Our geography is CHIT & we don't care as much as we should.   We couldn't find Togo on a map if you paid us!! Yet 8.5 million Togolese EXIST. & as of right now, we LOVE one of them !! Farida Nabourema!!  TLDR: we LOVE you Farida!! Tell it like it is!!!  Time for fresh reading music!! TLDL:  Life is too short!!! TELL IT LIKE IT ISSS!!!! baby!  We last saw Aaron in the Stephens Talkhouse on long island ( capacity about 35 people, locals call it steven's doghouse ) right when New Orleans was getting massively flooded.  & at the time, we thought WE LOVE YOU AARON!! but please, yer rich, get that wart taken off yer face.  Gotta respect him for not doing that.  Sort of.  But we REALLY respect Farida !! Free the people from unjust systems (like the WORST EVER central bank, of  Ghana, which is right next door to Togo.  We think. Maybe.  We don't really know.)  But we DO know Farida is RIGHT& so is T-Pain!!! 

OK we gotta quit scr-wing around and pass out.  But we would be remiss without mentioning the biggest, fatty best funny of the week, as well as sending out love to our girl Hester!!! Crypto Mom!! 

Dear readers know we already loved Hester, but now we ADORE her!!! TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! ar ar ar ar ar arroooo000000!!!! TELL IT LIKE IT IS HESTER!!!  They keep saying it ain't like that, but IT IS!!! TLDR:  It DO be like that it really DO!!! 

Goodnight, sweet children of crypto, we love you so!!!!!!   Please take intense, para military crazy good care of yourselves and those around you, we NEED y'all!!! 

We will be thinking of y'all tomorrow (cuz we love you) during Merica's most high and holy day, Super Sunday!!! ar ar ar.  No seven million dollar a minute crypto ads tomorrow thanks to Sammy the Rat, but that's OK.  BTC has NO marketing budget (we don't care WHAT you say about THAT Sugarfix!!! ) & that's OK.  But wait until 2024 baby!!! 

Peace out, 

love, 

Dave

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Love, Dave