Humor

864 Articles 2 Followers


YieldMax $ULTY + $YMAG ETF Update

3 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) I’ve covered this ETF before but now we have a few small nuggets of new information. Normies need content too you know! If it’s not too much t...

Preview Mode YieldMax OARK ETF + ARKK Option statistics Sizzle Index courtesy of thinkorswim/ Charles Schwab

2 Feb 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda

Preview Mode YieldMax OARK ETF + ARKK Option statistics Sizzle Index courtesy of thinkorswim/ Charles Schwab Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Option stats aren’t the most excit...

High Yield Anxiety, Frustration Clickbait+ DisHonorable Investing Thoughts + Sneak Peek?

31 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. These high yield ETFs put “normie” dividend stocks to shame In this video I get on my high...

Proshares Files For 5 Bitcoin Related ETFs

30 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. Almost anything you can think of has an ETF. Proshares launched their $BITO ETF not too lo...

TSLY is NOT a Ponzi scheme but…

28 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Ol’ Panda hears and sees the pain of $TSLY holders. But even Pandas are shocked at how bad the TSLY performance has been. Normies need content...

ISPY vs JEPY Positioning analysis

27 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Now that $ISPY has been around for a month. Let’s see which ETF has sustained more tourist damage. Normies need content too you know! If it’s...

Is The YieldMax Gold Miners Option Income Strategy ETF $GDXY Coming Soon?

26 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Finally, another YieldMax find from the SEC dumpster! Normies need content too you know! If it’s not too much trouble could you like and subsc...

Rescheduled Twitter Spaces Notes From Michael Gayed Interview With Jay Pestrichelli

23 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. Most of it is due to Defiance and YieldMax high yield ETFs. Here I share my notes from a J...

Which BTC Spot ETF Is Right For You?

21 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Rejoice fellow plebs! The Bitcoin spot ETFs are fighting a price war! For once the little guys can catch a break! But be careful some of these...

The Case For JEPI, SPYI, XYLD

20 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Defiance and YieldMax ETFs are good. But that doesn’t mean JEPI, SPYI, XYLD don’t have a place in your portfolio. Normies need content too you...