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!@#(*&@#(& can't believe CZ went to the slammer

2 Dec 2024 1 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, Davebot dreams of you!  Love to the OX Is Igor around!  Davebot is SO busted we missed that CJ went to the slammer. TLDR absolute screaming bullshit !!! CJ takes one from the Deep State.  No norms of money laundering were applied here. ...

"Examining the ordinary often leads to the extraordinary" (or How good science causes nerd boners!)

21 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments JaiChai

  Comprehending complex and exotic "scientific stuff" begins with a deep understanding and appreciation of the simple things in life (e.g., these two perfectly shaped, mouthwatering mellons). Think of it. Newton got bored at churc...

Tourist Erosion Explained With Examples

15 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Some kind viewers have concerns and questions about tourist erosion. Ol’ Panda may not have been clear enough about what it is and why investor...

High Yield Barbarians Invade Roundhill $XDTE

11 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) It was bound to happen sooner or later. I tried to avoid making $XDTE content for fear of attracting high yield barbarians. But they are no lon...

Inside JaiChai's Head

1 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments JaiChai

... There I was, chillin' in my Doc Martens and pondering the absurdity of life when a profound thought suddenly entered my mind, "Hey, that sky has swirling, cotton candy clouds and looks exactly like the "Big Gulp" Slurpee Elvis was buying at the...

Dog Person Chronicles 27 Aug 2024

27 Aug 2024 1 minute read 0 comments JaiChai

I've been a dog person all my life. Even during my 24 year military career, whenever I had a house and environment that was canine friendly , I always had at least 2 or 3 family dogs in the home. (One time, I had six Rottweilers! But that story deser...

Gen-X Rise Down

24 Aug 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Generation X is the first generation to master the art of walking down the stairs by climbing them.  Everybody knows the door to the basement leads to the attic.  So what are you doing actually engaging the kid who's sticking his tongue out at you ac...

Roundhill Targets Defiance $SPYT

7 Aug 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) This was a pleasant surprise in the high yield wars. As the markets tanks and Defiance flounders it’s good to see Roundhill continue the offens...

Why is Work so UNNATURAL? | 4chan greentext

29 Jul 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Biz Wisdom

If we were meant to work, we'd be more motivated to do so. We like to work towards things that we enjoy or interest us. We aren't accustomed to working for 40 to 60 hours a week doing mind-numbing garbage to enrich someone else. . Just say I'm not wh...

The New Testament of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; Dinner 2.0 (The New and Improved Recipe): The Holy Book of Lasagna

2 Jul 2024 8 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

This post serves as a summary of the first gospel (The Holy Book of Lasagna) of the book The New Testament of the Flying Spaghetti Monster — Dinner 2.0 by Violet Johnson, which happened to be near the top of the "suggestions" right side panel when I...