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Nobody Talks About This YieldMax Design Flaw

21 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) What started as a routine trade audit turned into a basic forensic accounting assignment. What did ol’ Panda find this time?   Normies need co...

Proshares ISPY Return of Capital Feb 2024 Review

20 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) $ISPY is relatively new and Panda naively thought it would be easy to analyze the return on capital on their first distribution. Whoops! Panda...

Zega Managed ETFs Defiance YieldMax THTA Tier List Feb 2024

19 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) No matter what I do I’m sure ol’ Panda will offend someone with this list. Keep in mind this is just the opinion of another fat furry slob on t...

Financial Fairy Tales and the Scammers That Tell Them, Watch For Hidden Risks in High Yield ETFs like JEPI, SPYI, Defiance, YieldMax etc.

17 Feb 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) High yield ETFs are great in that they offer option strategies to the masses. However when you see a proliferation of the same type of product...

Find your way to make comedy

14 Feb 2024 13 minute read 0 comments Vibrantstories

    Introduction:   People from around the world dedicate their lives to the world of comedy.  You're mistaken if you think they dedicate themselves easily and purely for fun (there is enjoyment, but it's not present throughout the entire process).  ...

High Yield Roundup EEMY, EFAY, ISPY Direxion, Global X

13 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. Right now it’s hard to keep track of everything. But ol’ Panda does his best. Normies nee...

Themes ETFs Explained + $TRES too!

12 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) WOW Defiance and YieldMax have a serious problem. I knew competition was coming BUT I didn’t expect this! NOW Panda takes a peek behind the cur...

Preview Mode YieldMax NFLY MSFO DISO ETF Option statistics Sizzle Index courtesy of thinkorswim/ Charles Schwab

9 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Option stats aren’t the most exciting thing in the world but maybe showing them in a different way might help. Normies need content too you kn...

YieldMax ETF Underlying Implied Volatility, IVR and Earnings Dates Overview

4 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s so much unlocked potential in the suite of YieldMax ETFs. Let’s review two important factors that could affect future returns. Normies...

YieldMax Drops A Bitcoin Income Bomb $YBIT

4 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Wow, Panda finally got one right. YieldMax IS coming out with a Bitcoin options monthly income ETF! Normies need content too you know! If it’s...