FT Crypto Watch March 8th

By Dave Sawyer | FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!! | 9 Mar 2023

Cryptonauts we love you!!!

It's DEEPLY funny, the FT is on full (anti-crypto) WAR footing!! What does this mean?? CENSORSHIP, baby!! Here, look at this article today. It's about N26, the giant seven billion on deposit disruptor bank outta Germany!! TLDR: Man, there is ONE STORY about N26 these days. What is it?? N26 is rolling out crypto services to their clients!! Yeaaa baby!! N26 is backed by BitPanda behind the scenes. Bitpanda is already in France, Spain and Turkey with 2.5 million users on >30 cryptos!! Now together N26 & BitPanda are starting with >100 coins, targeting rolling out >200 coins!!! N26 Crypto is launching in Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, Portugal, and Ireland!!! Ain't that NEWS?? #(*&#$(&* ya BIG crypto banking news!!! Not in the FT tho HUH!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!! !

it's REALLY REALLY funny!!! It's the "they live" meme!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!TLDR: LMFAO!!!!!!!

oh stop, TOO funny!! Pure anti-crypto agitprop!! masquerading as news!! CENSORED news with BAD INTENT!!! OK, and to PROVE our point, the N26 story is a page away from a big story about Iran shutting down a newspaper for printing meat is expensive!!!

Look, here is the news feed of the pink lady after being censored for crypto news!! TLDR: it's FUNNY!!! Yes it IS!!! TLDR: ar ar ar arooo000000000!!!!

Tradfi corruption news!! Hedge funds claims now top 500mm against the LME playing crony favorite by CANCELLING TRADES!!! AQR says it was a HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

The obscene story of the FTX lawyers paying themselves 5K per hour to SUE GRAYSCALE makes print!! Looks even WORSE today. Yeah, Grayscale, you got boned by the SEC!! So, quit charging fees and kill yourself & give idiots like FTX their money back!!

To FURTHER prove the point, that's IT for the (censored) crypto news in the print version today!! Well, stories ALLOWED say crypto!! REAL stories about crypto - the long slow death of the City as they lose ALL the stock listings to the US, & have ZERO crypto like Rishi & LIz & Kwami directed to go forward!! Rishi has been trying to make the UK like Silicon Valley!! but the regs are now making it like DEATH valley!!! Ah HA HA HA HA!!!

OK cryptonauts we love y'ALL!! gotta pass out,

peace out,

Love

Dave

Resources

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!

The WSJ turned into USA today - which leaves the FT at the top of the heap for serious financial news! Join us for a semi-serious monitoring of the FUD & hate the FT now showers on crypto. Dear readers know we love that pink newspaper but boy howdy does the FT despise crypto--- it's funny. The old guard always fights the new guard. The FT does it eruditely, with misleading comments, fun graphs, and outright lies (usually) attributed to crypto's greatest enemies!

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