Crypto people, we love you!! And Crypto and most of all of course the FUNNIES!!!
Let's buckle up with some funny music - here's a pop-punk cover of a proto punk glam rocker ar ar ar arooo!! TLDR OK WE feel better!
In the pinky lady today! What jokes can we see? Well, it's funny, the FT put their very best agitprop on the FRONT PAGE of print today!!! The story we laughed at yesterday. 
It's funny - look at it from THEIR side!! Binance is clearly a Chinese company and is hiding it in order to... something, steal underpants, make profit?? ar ar ar !! CZ's parents just PRETENDED to flee for their intellectual and actual lives!! Really, CZ is a "fish at the bottom of the ocean" rising to world dominance ! In 2025 CZ will reveal he works for Pooh Bear, it was all a 50 year setup to fool the Western powers!! 
TLDR: ar ar ar aroo000!!!
The REAL story: Fiat is scared and fighting for its life after decades of no competition. Kinda like human intelligence versus AI!! ar ar ar !!! So the FT, like Elon, says quick, everyone just STOP with this crypto / AI!! Dudes, THAT is just NOT gonna happen... y'all ever read any Rudy Rucker?? But in the meantime it's FUNNY!!
Yes in the FT: 
TLDR: Ah HA HA HA HA!!
But honestly, if ethical devs stop developing AI, then unethical devs will have ALL the advantages!!
And, poor old deluded FT - if Binance disappeared tomorrow, the wave of exchanges would close over the space as if Binance had never existed!! Any single exchange, like any single miner, JUST DOESN'T MATTER!!! Buckle up baby the singularity is HERE!!! And the days of unchecked fiat printing power are OVAH!! It's a brave new world! With a lot of funny pontificating!!
The OTHER big anti-crypto copypasta agitprop we laughed at yesterday makes dead trees as well. 
TLDR: we FIXED the HEADLINE for y'all, FT !! Ah ha ha!! Reading it today, how can the FT sleep re-re-reeeee peating the baldfaced lie that FTX was considered the "crypto industry's responsible player". Talk about rewriting history!!! 
We VETO the Judges and override the FU rating of this article from yesterday, now TWO and a HALF out of FIVE for that one sentence!! EVERYONE knows that US listed companies are fully audited, with the highest standards of "responsibility" in the world !! And in 2022, COINBASE was CLEARLY the crypto industry's "responsible" player! While Sammy was a GD #$(#&$ fly by night regulatory haven offshore CROOK!!! Hiding in the islands, mon!! 
BY ANY #$#($&*$##(@&* !!! STANDARD YOU WANT TO CHOOSE!! Well, except contributions to the DNC ar ar ar !! But say, shitcoins?? FTX had OVER THREE HUNDRED !! Coinbase did / still does not have HALF of those chitcoins!! 
Oh, maybe she means by VOLUME?? Well, here's Reuters take on THAT 
TLDR: even tho Sammy pumped up the volume with complete bullshit internal trading bots playing games with each other, even tho Sammy listed every chitcoin he could scam, and even tho Sammy's numbers were never audited, Coinbase, under the watchful eye of the US authorities, STILL thrashed Sammy's volume numbers by 20% plus!
TLDR: FTX was the RESPONSIBLE player, please.
There's yet ANOTHER lie in the pull quote - the Feds hardened because of FTX, they HAD to. NO, STILL NO regs the gummint puts into play TOUCH any of the shenanigans going on in the ISLANDS!! Can you say "regulatory arbitrage??!!??" We KNEW you could!! 
in all fairness, at least the FT mentions the other side in this article, that's a lot better than usual, like the other article. But then they CLOSE with the lie that lenders are signaling which side they want to be on. Yes, and puppets signal whatever they are told to signal, we all know that!! 
Online?? not a DROP of crypto news. The FT is proud of their hard work bashing crypto any which way they can!! They abide, and give us the cold shoulder as BTC rocks on up over 28K!!
And WE, Watch Army, are proud of laughing our fool arses off watching them do it!!
We love y'all! Please refer a friend, we need ten more good souls to laugh with to reach 1,000!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
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