Hats Finance meme contest - PLEASE HELP!! VOTE!!

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 27 Mar 2023

Cryptonauts, y'all KNOW we love you!!

Our fearless Pub0x leader PVM has asked for Hat Finance memes!! & when PVM calls, Pub0x bros ANSWER!!

Well, actually we fell down when he called for PUNKZ Saint Paddy's day cooking memes!! We NEVER cook for Saint Pats, we just find a bar with free corned beef when ya buy a couple of cheap drinks!! So we tried THAT for ever-loving $PUNKZ but we failed at that too here in non-Irish bar infested Wynwood. A big culture shock after NYC and actual Ireland.

Anyway, HATS FINANCE!!! An idea who's time has COME baby!! Crowd sourcing crypto security !!! Cuz there is NO WAY any internal audit / security dept. can keep up with the crowdsourced BLACK HATS!!!

Yes baby YES!!! TLDR. we had a GREAT time doing memes for SPOT!! But here's the rub - we just blasted memes hoping one would hit, we won SECOND PLACE behind the unstoppable ArcaAngel!! Proud of that!! But the meme that won was a throwaway - the first one we did!! And that was NOT the one we woulda picked if we had to choose one!! ( we would have picked the "to infinity and beyond" one.)

HATS BABY!! NOW FOR EVERYONE!! TLDR: PLUS, Hats Finance turns Black Hats into WHITE HATS!!

YESSSSSS! TLDR: but our memes are like our kids!! We can't rationally pick between them !!

Seriously - PLEASE pick one!! TLDR: Cause we don't know when to STOP!!

We don't even know HOW to stop!! TLDR: and really, we should probably stop !!

Nah, Hats Finance memes are like tater chips!!

TLDR: C'mon people, help us out!! Ar ar ar !!

Stop? what is this thing you call "stop?"

Peace out,

Love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!