Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished
The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title:
"How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction" 😱
And before you ask any question... NO this is not some kind for Sci-Fi novel.
The author is really serious. She "researched UFOs for forty years" and made a case study of 250 people who successfully fended off Alien attacks.
Now she presents their useful tips to the world.
Including some absolutely helpful ones like:
- Intuition: Sense them coming 😂
or - Metaphysical Methods: Create a personal shield 😂
or even better - Appeal to Spiritual Personages: Get help from on high 🙈
Yep, I will not spoil more of the juicy details, but be aware to be astonished if you dive into that rabbit-hole of a book 👀
At least the advertising citation really astonished me personally:
“A very powerful book . . . Druffel’s research does us all a great service.”
And now who wrote that wonderful résumé you might ask... Dr. Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut and author of The Way of the Explorer.
So do I get that right?! A former Apollo astronaut recommends that pile of *** ... ok, lets call it a "book" because somehow someone printed it on paper.
So he also fought Aliens back in the days of the Apollo mission... hmmm 🤔
No wonder that the book really hits hard with
... complete hair-raising true tales of courage and illustrated with eyewitness sketches.
How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction is the only book with step-by-step instructions on what to do—and not to do—if aliens come knocking on your door.
Yep, if I am pretty shure of something, then that this is the only pile of chicken shit somebody has published with that kind of "helpful" hints.
I think it would be really great if somebody could elaborate if the tips are also working for tax investigators or the FED 😂
Well if you still want to try it out, you can find that "book" on Amazon. Have fun and see you next week with my presentation of a shocking new crap book!
