Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished
The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title:
"How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack" 😱
You aks WHAT?! I did too... 😂
But I’m going to even with you on this one, because there’s a new horrifying threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall.
It wasn’t until reading this book that I discovered how menacing these little creatures can be, at first you’ll see one, then two, three, five, eight, and just like a Fibonacci tornado of tiny shovels and pickaxes you’ll be on your back foot dealing with a great uprising!
You need to nip it in the bud as soon as possible AND you need crucial survival information when dealing with one of the world’s smallest menaces.
And please don't start to worry, there is obviously a book about it... 😉
"How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack" is the only comprehensive survival guide you can find that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome.
Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s already everywhere!
Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess to Protect, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones.
His strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
So hurry up, and prepare yourself before the first gnomes infiltrate your home! 😱
And if so, there is always a special spot held free for you in the mental-health clinic 😂
Get prepared, here is the amazon link 😉
See you next week with my presentation of a shocking new crap book! 👍
