It's not your fault you were wrong your whole life. You're the victim of bad schooling. Controversial Herschel shows up just in time for an earth-shattering revelation about the smells you never knew. This is ground-breaking, and the world may never be the same.
I'm jumping this one ahead because it's Christmas.
This show is scheduled for 4AM Eastern Time. Right around the time Santa comes down your chimbley on Jesus's birthday.