March 31st: Penis NFTs, Elon Bot, Uniswap fake volume
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March 31st: Penis NFTs, Elon Bot, Uniswap fake volume

By Dahveed | Noncense | 31 Mar 2021


Well, it had to have happened sooner or later: penis-based NFTs are here. The highest bids are at — duh — 69 ETH for Pixel Peen, Elong Peen, and Doge Peen. Finally — a desirable dick pick.

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In DeFi soap oper news: Delta.financial caused a trading volume spike on Uniswap with essentially fake volume, Uniswa stopped tracking Delta’s “trades,” Delta’s developer openly published code that lets anyone create crazy volume on Uniswap and thus making its stats meaningless, and somewhere, the SushiSWap team is laughing uncontrollably.

 

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Coinbase just hired the SEC’s former Director of Trading and Markets as its new Director of Greasing the Wheels at the SEC to get Coinbase Finally Fucking Publicly Listed. 

 

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A bot is buying BTC every time Elon Musk tweets about Bitcoin. And that’s how bots won the Turing test. 

 

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Dapper Labs, the company behind the hit collectible NFT, NBA Top Shot, is now worth $2.6B. But only for its CEO’s jersey moment. The common employees are still worth $8 each and cannot withdraw from Dapper Labs no matter how much they complain. 

 

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