Known for his contrarian for Silicon Valley conservative views PayPal founder, Peter Thiel, wondered at a conference whether China may use Bitcoin as a financial weapon against the U.S. by proxy of the USD. The sneaky Chinese attack on the USD will start by convincing the U.S. Treasure and the Federal Reserve to — for the first time ever — print unlimited USD and hold interest rates near zero to cause hyperinflation.
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Coinbase’s CEO, Brian Armstrong apparently also makes electronic music and will mint NFTs of it. Picture this: April 14th, Coinbase IPO, investors can’t wait to jump in, Armstrong reveals that Coinbase invested all of its revenue into music studio rental… and then the Coinbass price drops.
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Bitcoin rally has created 9 new cryptobillionaires. Breaking News: You’re not one of them.
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Playboy is going to release its collection of centerfolds as NFTs via Nifty Gateway. But don’t buy them since they’ll end up free on PornHUB the very next day.
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According to a recent poll, 27% of Americans are now familiar with NFTs. And 97% of Americans are 100% certain NFTs are a scam.
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