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April 5th: NFT Shark tank with Mark Cuban and other celebs?

Punks in Miami

Skipping museums, NFT OG CryptoPunks are getting plastered all over Miami. Perfect, since Miami is famous for partiers with horrible taste and too much money. 

 

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Mark Cuban will team up with Ashton Kutcher and Snoop on NFT: The Pitch, a Shark Tank-like show. Will be funny the first time someone asks an NFT creator: Have you considered royalties?

 

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Doubling in only 3 months, the crypto market valuation hits $2 trillion, making it the third-biggest play money market after Monopolly and the USD.

 

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BTT, the token of BitTorrent jumped 60% overnight. So either BitTorrent just acquired PornHub or normies are aping into anything with “bit” in the name.

 

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Japan’s Central Bank has begun studying digital yen. To do so, it ordered 1000 bonsai trees and one harakiri kit (in case it can’t find a solution). 

 

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What NFT would you pitch to Mark Cuban, Ashton Kutcher, and Snoop?

 

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