Skipping museums, NFT OG CryptoPunks are getting plastered all over Miami. Perfect, since Miami is famous for partiers with horrible taste and too much money. 

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Mark Cuban will team up with Ashton Kutcher and Snoop on NFT: The Pitch, a Shark Tank-like show. Will be funny the first time someone asks an NFT creator: Have you considered royalties?

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Doubling in only 3 months, the crypto market valuation hits $2 trillion, making it the third-biggest play money market after Monopolly and the USD.

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BTT, the token of BitTorrent jumped 60% overnight. So either BitTorrent just acquired PornHub or normies are aping into anything with “bit” in the name.

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Japan’s Central Bank has begun studying digital yen. To do so, it ordered 1000 bonsai trees and one harakiri kit (in case it can’t find a solution). 

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What NFT would you pitch to Mark Cuban, Ashton Kutcher, and Snoop?