An obscure blockchain literally calling itself the New Kind of Network (despite being around since 2018 pumped in price and is calling itself the biggest blockchain in the world based on their number of full consensus nodes. According to sources, the blockchain’s name narrowly won out over New Kind of Suckers.
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Users of the Sense Chat app can now get crypto for sending messages. “Wait, people don’t automatically get paid for talking about crypto?” asked shocked Elon Musk.
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A Latvian street artist, named Kiwie, will sell geotagged NFTs to let people own parts of real-world street art. Now graffiti artists will finally give collectors
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent ROI to remember the name
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Just like back in 2018, Coinmarketcap took South Korean exchanges off its Bitcoin price tracking because of the significantly higher price of Bitcoin in Korea, known as the “kimchi premium.” Once again, kimchi proves too spicy for white people.
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Crypto lobbying groups are gaining traction in the U.S. They haven’t yet been able to defeat strict KYC requirements, confusing taxing, or the looming threat of a crypto ban BUT the lobbyists did succeed in getting crypto approved for smoking and counted as veggies in school lunches.
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What street art would you turn into an NFT?
