The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!


Another Dead Hero (Jonas "Joey" Jordison has snuffed it)

27 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

On July 26th, Nathan Jonas "Joey" Jordison (aged 46) died in his sleep, supposedly of natural causes. It is unclear whether the illness that took his legs (a form of MS) had any impact on his premature departure from this world. Rest in pieces, dude....

Seriously, Hetero Men, Do Better! (Your dick is not your brain!)

27 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

TW: sexual assault and pedophilia If non-men tell you about their lived experience, believe them. Sure, you can admit ignorance and ask questions in good faith in order to gain clarification (but be aware that nobody owes you that emotional labour)....

I'm Holding out for a Hero

25 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

I needed to hear this today. I have seen too many creeps online come out of the metaphorical woodwork. The banhammer has been overused and my "blocked" list has grown substantially, but they just keep coming and I have grown tired of antisocial media...

Well, you're not attracting attention from women whom you'd like to date, shag or otherwise relate to and can't figure out why. Let The Snark help you.

25 Jul 2021 6 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Apologies for the title (and occasional random capitals), but I think it's relevant. I see so many posts/comments by people (mostly hetero men) which are whinges about not getting dates/being undesirable to their potential matches and yet not wanting...

That don't Impress Me Much! (Yeah, she's got the looks, but you're out of touch.)

25 Jul 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

If your antisocial media profile states you're a man, but your photo gallery is only of women (especially if the majority of whom are models/celebrities), you've failed to impress me (assuming that was your intent). The same applies if the majority o...

Now Here's a Wild Idea: Watch Pr0n, Get Paid in CumRocket or Spankchain

20 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

This morning, a thought occurred to me: What if there was a way for me to combine two of my pursuits: Earning crypto and watching pr0n (instead of watching pr0n and paying for it)? Surely, there'd be a market for that, right? I've got the technical e...

I Love My Dog More than I Love You. (You have failed; my dog has always come through.)

17 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Even though I wear gloves, overalls and gum boots to my part-time weekend job as an animal handler, I always end up covered in fur and smelling of dog. (I get hair and dog spit in my beard as a consequence of bending down and exposing my throat to th...

Capitalism, by Any Means Necessary (including Thinly-Veiled Racism), Is Still Alive and Well in ZA

16 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

However, the boets in their velskoen and camo have put away their guns for now and are neither interrogating nor threatening anyone who's peacefully going about their business. At least for now, their enthusiasm for aggression and violence (particula...

Hustling for Crypto is not an Easy Way to Make Money (The Dream Deferred)

14 Jul 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

I've been blogging on Publish0x for nearly a month. In that time, I've made just over $5.00 USD in AMPL and $FARM. Although earning crypto for my content (as opposed to having it on sites like Fartloaf and Tumblr, where I earn nothing) is certainly g...

My World is On Fire and No-One Can Save Me

14 Jul 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

These past few days, starting on Monday, my part of the world has literally been on fire. This is due to rioters and looters, dissatisfied  with being on the poorer (and perhaps unemployed/unemployable) end of the inequality gap of consumer Capitalis...