SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!
13 Jan 2022 2 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
Once again, I have reached a point of uncertainty in my journey. The future is unclear, possibly dire. This is likely to be my last post for a while, may well be my very last post to Pub0x. (I know, I know, I have arrived at the same point on the spi...
12 Jan 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
This may be very unpopular but I’m comfortable with my opinions. If you dislike it or strongly disagree, feel free to either state that without being confrontational, unfollow or block. There will be no hard feelings on my part, maybe just a little p...
11 Jan 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I'm not a big drinker of alcohol, generally, but I do enjoy a good ale or pilsner on occasion. The Rhodes Brewing Company (established 2020) has made a pretty heavy red ale, as far as ales go. Fittingly for the area from which it originates, Avalanch...
11 Jan 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
So you're a horny rando fuckboi on the Interwebs who's not getting any random hasty hook-up fuck action from anonymous god-knows-whats on Craigslist or Fratlife. You're also wondering why, huh? Here's a foolproof list of instructions to help solve th...
9 Jan 2022 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
I saw you changed your profile.I wanted to write to you,To let you know that the man of your dreams is out there.I want to convince you that I'm him,But I'm not. You want someone who'll love you for who you are, Someone who'll give youNo bullshit, no...
9 Jan 2022 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
I wrote this story a long time ago (2003, when I was in high school). Since it's been sitting unread and collecting dust, the paper on which it is written fraying and fading, I thought I'd haul it out, spruce it up a bit and see if I can earn anythi...
9 Jan 2022 4 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
"I found a new way.Well, I found a new way, baby! [x2]No, no.Then suddenly you know:You're never going home.You're never, [x6]You're never going home!You're not Ulysses,Baby!" — Franz Ferdinand; Ulysses; Tonight: Franz Ferdinand (2009) I'm tired of...
8 Jan 2022 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Yesterday, it rained heavily. Today, I arrived at work to find that the place was like a quagmire: floodwaters and sucking mud everywhere. I spent about an hour helping the owners bail water out of the exercise areas and put down boards and thick, wi...
2 Jan 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Today in unexpected happenings at work: Somebody took a dump in a bucket. The poo pit flooded and is now a poo pond. I stood in quicksand, but it fortunately didn't go much deeper than the top of my foot and I was wearing gumboots (Wellingtons), so e...
31 Dec 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Today, I bring you yet another installment in the ongoing saga of my frustrations with futile attempts to mow the lawn in the rain: Yesterday, the lawn mower and weed-eater worked well enough that I could thin out the grass (which had been allowed to...
