The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!


Black and White Bed Sheets or Shades of Grey? (The Struggles of a Binary Mind and Confessions of a Primal Predator)

12 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

TW: CNC, suicide, sexual assault, rape fantasies, Primal Predator What have I become?I'm a fucking monsterWhen all I wanted was something beautiful.  — Meg Myers; Monster; Daughter in the Choir (2012) You know, life's a funny thing, when you look b...

Why are there so few men who are Feminists or Pro-Feminist? I have some observations, drawn from experience.

12 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Based on my experience as one of the fortunate few who doesn't pay much heed to gender roles nor subscribe to conventional views of masculinity, I have a theory. That theory is that Feminism is, generally, not a popular movement or set of ideas/ideal...

MGTOW is a misnomer for those on the Road to Nowhere. 'Tis a silly (and dangerous) place.

12 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

When viewed on their own, without wider context/knowledge, the phrases "Men Going Their Own Way" (MGTOW) and "The Mighty Men" strike me as some sort(s) of noble/chivalrous Prince Valiant or King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table efforts/missi...

Talk to Her (Don't Leave Her Behind): Universal Rules for Civilised Discourse Online

31 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Here are some guidelines for Civilised discourse online, courtesy of Discourse. Don't be a Dick: Don't be creepy; use common courtesy and respect others. (Behave yourself with dignity; this is a good place.) Improve the Discussion: If you aren't su...

Guitarmigan - A Rock Song Made with Rytmik Ultimate's Rock Pack DLC

31 Jul 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark

Having listened to a few of Infected Mushroom's reinterpretations of a number of songs by The Doors, I felt inspired to open up Rytmik and play around again. The result of a few hours of mucking around, I made this. (It's nowhere near as good as an I...

A Privacy Notice, for the idiotic sheeple who need it

29 Jul 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

A while ago, I discovered this little article about the Sydney University/Usyd privacy warning people love to paste on their antisocial media profiles. It turns out that, if you are one of these derps, you may well have been mind-fucked on a mass sca...

"Mean Old Women" Taught Them to Weep and Moan (Thinking About Their Baby and Her Hot Wet Holes)

28 Jul 2021 1 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark

If there isn't something on an antisocial media Website that gets you weeping, wailing, gnashing your teeth or bitching and moaning — ranting and raving — at least once a month (if not once a week), you probably don't frequent that site much (or you...

The Sordid Tale of Sir Ponce-a-Lot (A Send-Up of the Messages Dudebros Send)

28 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

TL;DR: I saw your nakey-nakey photos. You're hot and local. Let's fuck! Young maiden oh so fair,in the dew-drenched hours of this morrowdid I, Sir Ponce-a-Lot,encounter your visage and formin a manner of undress most captivating. Unable to contain my...

Dear Jordan Peterson

28 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

We are not lobsters! We are not bees, either! What we have in common with lobsters is an ancestor that developed intestines. Our nervous system is far more sophisticated and complex. Just because we have the same brain chemicals doesn't mean they wor...

Seriously, Women, Do Better Too!

27 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Jeepers, creepers, WTF is wrong with people this week? First it's pedo-baiting. Then it's incestual gang-bangs. Eww on a shoe. If yesterday I was undecided as to whether I'd had enough Internet for one month, I'm in no doubt now. Y'all motherfuckers...