Arsehole Dom (A Filk of Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun")


The below is a filk of Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun". I originally toyed with the chorus, but later decided to expand on it to produce the version below.

In my eyes,
Indisposed.
In disguise
As no one knows,
Hides the face,
Lies the snake
And the man
Who is disgraced.

Boiling rage,
Sexist stench
'Neath the black
Your soul looks dead.
Call my name,
Through the cream,
And I'll hear you
Scream again.

[Chorus:]
Arsehole dom,
Won't you come
And tell the women why they're wrong?
Arsehole dom,
Won't you come,
mansplain it all away?

Sputtering
hate and crap,
Steal the warm wind,
Trite old fiend.
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes.

In your shoes,
A hateful creep.
In my youth,
I was like you.
Heaven send
Incels away;
No one wants
Shit like you no more.

[Chorus 2x]

Call you out,
Shut you down,
'Til you all just disappear.

[Chorus 2x]

How do you rate this article?

3


Great White Snark
Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.


The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

Send a $0.01 microtip in crypto to the author, and earn yourself as you read!

20% to author / 80% to me.
We pay the tips from our rewards pool.