The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!


My Car is not an Asset, but a Liability and a Modern Inconvenience

18 Nov 2021 3 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark

Some people love their cars and driving. Not me; I resent having a vehicle and avoid driving if I can. Both are causes of anxiety in my life (although having a Garmin for trips out of town helps). As it is, I've got more than enough anxiety from othe...

Today, I had My Annual Vogon Experience (As I Did Yesterday)

16 Nov 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."― Oscar Wilde I am one of those poor saps who has not yet invested enough in CRO that I am free from having to deal with my government, its state actors or the old financ...

Celebrate Good Times (C'mon!)

8 Nov 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

To my Indo-Asian followers of the Hindu and/or Buddhist persuasion: I hope that you had a good Diwali/Deepavali celebration. May the coming year bring you much happiness and prosperity. To my fellow anarchists: Remember, remember,The fifth of Novembe...

The Businessmen Want to Drink My Blood (Like the Kids in Art School Said They Would)

4 Nov 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Hey folks, it's Throwback Thursday! I've had the below songs stuck in my head recently. (I've been alternately job hunting and both making about $1.00 and having a chat with Famine666 on Firefaucet; a good day for me thanks to two new offerwalls ther...

A Cult of North-American Ignorance and Good Ol' Idiocy

28 Aug 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

Dear North Americans (mostly of the USA, but also Canada), Whilst I do indeed enjoy soundly and thoroughly trouncing you in arguments (particularly those pertaining to the finer details of the problematic history and backwater nature of your respecti...

Starving Writers Need to Eat Too (and this One's Esuriant in the Manner of the Lycanthrope)

28 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

For as long as I can recall (probably ever since I was a teenager), I've seemed to spend most of my day hungry (probably because I've got this sick thing where I view food as a reward rather than a necessity, coupled with a harsh self-criticism where...

Today, there is Snowfall in Sub-Saharan Africa

28 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

I ended up working in the rain today, exercising dogs. Even though I wore a raincoat, jacket and gloves, I got soaked through and lost sensation in my fingers and toes. Today has been so cold that about an hour after I got home, snow started to fall....

I'm Now on Band Camp and Have Released My First Album!

19 Aug 2021 1 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark

I having been working on an album on and off for maybe a year or so (maybe a little less). Despite collaborating with a singer friend to get vocals for one of the tracks, for which I wrote lyrics, I've not managed to make headway there. However, I ca...

Twenty-Two Things About Me That Have Nothing to do with Crypto or My Kinks

19 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

For those of you who enjoyed my "A Whole Lot More About Me" writing (or have never read it), I present a list of twenty-two things about me that are not related to my misadventures in crypto nor kinks. Believe it or not, Ripley, I'm a little over get...

The Lizard in My Room (A Poem)

19 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

A tiny little skink,Hanging out in the cornerNear the ceiling.It's been mooching aboutThese four wallsFor over a week.Too afraid of meTo come close,I can't catch itTo take outside.There's nothing hereFor you,Not even a drink.Why won't you leave?In th...