D'oh Kwon goes DOWN!!!


Cryptonauts we love ya!! AND the universe no longer loves D'OH!!!Let us all take time out of our busy day to laugh at D'oh's greatest hits as we wait for more details about D'Oh!! beaa3bfb856e19f93cba819f5d43f92c4dabe7c71c52329f7a603c9475503d28.pngTLDR: Authorities in Montenegro have announced that they have nabbed D'oh using a false passport at the main airport in Montenegro!!  Interpol knows nothing about it!! 

This is REALLY funny, as the Korean police recently charged off to Serbia to nab D'oh There!! 

reading music: TLDR: D'oh just did not make it far from Serbia!!

It's very funny D'oh was arrogant to the END baby!! Montenegro is TINY.  LIke, five days max to tour everything of interest there. !! Kind of a rich haven for crooks, but not really, GDP is at 50% of the average EU country!!  & if yer on interpol's red list, DO NOT go to the AIRPORT!! 

We bet D'oh got nailed by facial recognition tech, we bet he DID NOT EVEN HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!  Or was it the crowdsourced team of angry Koreans who were on his tail ? 

Even funnier: ce723f415b99b125974fc1d792941678e226edc612f87593857bbed630a546e2.png

Ahh there's the OLD hits: 

" Bow before the king"  - " the oldest and most widely used stablecoin"

Hey D'Oh!  Where is the extra $300mm  yer coughing up for reserves coming from?  "Your mom, obviously." 

and of course: 

" I don't debate the poor on Twitter, and sorry I don't have any change on me for her at the moment." 

But D'oh didn't stop there!! 

No,  D'oh kept digging!!   The NEW hits!!   First of all there's THIS beauty

f78bfcae1042c308a13fa2b8be96c5febbcf50238a866863c1c71dc8c3893ab2.pngYa a mall in Serbia !! ain't exactly the Dubai mall was it??? not even the Mall of America was it?? 

 

381ee5aa81d284e22b7282d1aa28a91addc7401ddc4968956997445f056723a0.pngTLDR: prophetic or what?? 

and DIGGING!! 

373987d5335f881735e798b3e616b2caca529d2be3765a8f94cbcec1f9d0a626.pngTLDR: ah aha ha ha ha ha!! 

Dear readers know EXACTLY what "I am not on the run" means!! 

Love y'all ! gotta hop!! 

Peace out, 

love 

Dave 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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