Coiners rising above fiat, we love you!! Thanks for your part here on the Pub0x!  YOU are here!!  to help the Watch Army overwhelm the tradfi agitprop psyops.  The only way it CAN be done with JOKES!!!! 

Give us the warmup funnies please!  Well, we are hooked on FT copypasta, let's have some from the OTHER side!! 

TLDR Let spin rend spin so that the lamb of the people's money may live in peace!! 

Ahh, that feels better already!  some happy reading music

here funnies funnies funnies...

Dear readers know we love how when a bigger chitcoin is made, our boy Justin Sun will be there, skirting the legal edge.   It was HILARIOUS lately.  First Justin has an AMBASSADORSHIP, goes around calling hisself H. E. His Excellency Sun!! Feeling all safe and diplo immunity like!   c'mon it's funny! Dear readers know, when we b-tch about titles, being the ambassador to the UN or the WTO does NOT make you a REAL ambassador, only a prime delegate.  A real ambassador is a different title, &  has everything between two countries to worry about, and has real diplo immunity needs.  Only a d-ck as a delegate uses the H.E. Title but let us never expect Justin to under self promote!!!    here we see happy Justin is blowing smoke  up in the carib about how he will move Huboi to grenad!!   Justin shafted Grenada, left Huboi HQ in the Seychelles,  and moved all the Huboi action to Hong Kong!!   TBF he probably was told to do so. 

SO no huge surprize when we hear to But then Justin catches the SEC lawsuit,  KAPOW it all makes sense!!  JUST when ya really NEED IT!! Poof gone!!! 

Anyway, we laugh at Justin but at least he brings a joy, a we know not what to the art of chitcoining!!!  

Finally we set up this joke:  There is another approaching Sun like levels of recognition, reliability in ALWAYS lying, but mostly just bringing a horrible odor, a stench that befouls every topic he claims to be part ofL 

Oh man we need bigger, more positive funnies!!  Here's the dog in the Wynwood Jungle this AM if that helpseye wash baby!! 

POSITVE funnies!! Here's a goodie

TLDR Yeah you want it!! AH HA HA HA!! TLDR: what a wide giant display of diamonds and aggressive style!! and the belt is nice TOO!! bada boom

Dear readers know MEV bots are always funny!! in the latest escapade, some whte hat dude hacked Sushiswap for 100 ETH!!!   By the time he told Sushi & they fixed it, MEV bots saw it happen, replicated the attack and made off with 1800 ETH!! 

The hacker is still semi-anonymous, and gave back the 100 ETH.  All he had to say??

TLDR ah HA HA HA HA HA!! say THAT again!!!! Someone named Coffee Babe gave another bag back. 

Hey it's the Turing test for hackers!! Here we see the human hacker with creative insight , getting ripped by the machine speed MEV bots monkey seeing, monkey doing!! Another hiccup from the Singularity!! 

Hey this is fun! TLDR: won't last, but wowee!!

Here's a funny because it ended well!! Gemholic lived up to their name when they launched a program on zksync without ever testing it on a local node nor testnet ar ar ar !!  It raised 1.7MM and was a huge success!! Until they realized the function they called to get out don't work on zksynch!!TLDR:  it's OK tho, the MEV bots couldn't get it EITHER!!!  The two mi just sat there until zkSync figured an "elegant solution.'  Not hard, since ANYTHING looks elegant compared to two mill in stuck funds in a non-compatible function!!! 

OK crypto people, we love you!  Gotta snooze!! 

Please refer a pal!! 

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peace, 

love

Dave