Cryptonauts we LOVE you!! Future generations love you for forming up the crypto positive posse here on Igor's happy crypto clubhouse!!
The clock on the clubhouse wall says it's time to LAUGH at crypto funny news!! 
Lately, we notice the worm turning. Coinbase threatening to leave the US, sicc'ing Congress on Gary, it's all pretty funny. In that trend we now see
TLDR: hey, good on D'Oh!! Sistract Gary from abusing COIN!!
Bigger funnies!! We are IN the singularity, AI is now smarter than most anyone!! And everyone loves the ideal CEO. So Maxspread decided hey, WTF
TLDR: was that even illegal?? Folks sure got upset about it!! Hey there's more where that came from, more a-coming!! Somehow max headroom there offended the Cali securities people, we reckon he was insufficiently living (& pooping) on the streets!!
Bigger more relevant funnies!! Well, some idiots are attempting to argue that the US is NOT losing the crypto race. Tweedledum & Dee's vote with their feet would BEG to DIFFER: 
TLDR: go go just take that fashion sense with you!!
Yeah, there is most def some feistiness in the world now!! Time for our last round of human powered hi-jinks before the AI settles in!!
TLDR: ar ar ar ar ar ah HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Dear readers know we know y'all know the coming cbdc's are interstellar multidimensional time warpingly evil even before the AI takes the controls. Don't believe US tho just read the code yourself ar ar ar 
TLDR: even if this is not true it will be soon ah HAh! and yeah they are coming 
So, the theme of the worm if not the world turning, mighty watch army!! & if we fall, the agnostic front of Marvin scott marvin will carry on!! 
Right now, hold the line with brian at COIN!! 
TLDR: that's it Gary, I'm calling Mom and Dad and gramma & gramps!! AH HA HA HAHA HA Poor Brian, good on him!
]Blockworks read all the testimonies from Gary & the CFTC and Letitia and put together THIS happy summary!! 
tldr; no really all from public statements and testimony!! ah ha ha ha ha ha!! 
but ar ar ar oo00000!!!
but wait, hearken, intrepid cryptonauts, what light in the tunnel do we see ?? Is it a train?? Is it Pirate Coin, AAARRRRRRR?? ar ar ar no really is it DASH is it Uncle Shrek, Satoshi's true love, Monero?? No? Mebbe Iron Fish, what what?? The mighty feds killed Tornado didn't they?? 
TLDR: nah, it's just little old Bitcoin at CoinJoin baby!!! Dominating like the big daddy distributed unstoppable goodness!! C'mon, all you global treasuries, give up that phony beatlemania and draw another breath & give in & buy BTC!!!
Thank you for your service, Watch Army!! We love you!! gotta hop & submit for BYDFiii!!! iii!!! iiii??
Please recruit a fellow to the evolution! Excelsior!!
@davidsawyer
Peace out
Love
Dave
