The WSJ turned into USA today - which leaves the FT at the top of the heap for serious financial news! Join us for a semi-serious monitoring of the FUD & hate the FT now showers on crypto. Dear readers know we love that pink newspaper but boy howdy does the FT despise crypto--- it's funny. The old guard always fights the new guard. The FT does it eruditely, with misleading comments, fun graphs, and outright lies (usually) attributed to crypto's greatest enemies!
7 Apr 2023 2 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we LOVE you!! As does whatever code happy monkeys that stashed an easter egg of the BTC whitepaper in EVERY SINGLE MAC since 2018 AH HA HA HA HA HA!! But we are here to find the funnies in the tradfi agitprop. Boots & saddles, mighty W...
5 Apr 2023 3 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Please refer THREE MORE PALS for the Watch Army to hit 1k!! Today's light & lively crypto funnies tour through the FT! Hey gang wanna see a REAL chitcoin!! 4 billy to zero in less than two years!! TLDR: oh wait, that's tr...
4 Apr 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! The FT continues the cold shoulder for print crypto. It's as if they are SCARED or something!! Online, we get one article but it is a heavyweight. "Unhedged" does a deep dive on Balaji's million dollar bet on BTC hitting...
4 Apr 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, we love you!! And the funnies!! And crypto!! but the salmon lady does NOT!!! She's ghosting us today! The cold cold shoulder!! The opposite of what Gramma was supposed to say - the FT is like if ya can't say something NASTY about cryp...
2 Apr 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Crypto people, we LOVE you!! But for April Fools we will keep in slogging thru tradfi news, despite y'all and the Algo tryin to learn us! Soree!! OK only the FUNNY parts!! Lookie!! the front page of the pinko lady has an almost positive crypto ish...
31 Mar 2023 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, we love you!! Y'all are the beacon of hope in today's crazy times!! Thanks for the recent follows, you know who you are!! We now need SINGLE DIGITS to reach 1,000!! please pretty please?? Let's check in with the tradfi gospel, shall w...
31 Mar 2023 3 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Crypto people, we love you!! And Crypto and most of all of course the FUNNIES!!! Let's buckle up with some funny music - here's a pop-punk cover of a proto punk glam rocker ar ar ar arooo!! TLDR OK WE feel better! In the pinky lady today! What jo...
30 Mar 2023 3 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, we love you!! March with us as the mighty watch army laughs at Tradfi's pravda today!! Unborn generations thank you!! We need eleven more Watch Army recruits !! Please give a follow / refer a friend! Today's tradfi corruption funnies!...
29 Mar 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! As does the universe and BTC popping on back UP baby!! Last night, mexican tequila took us out, so this is a day late but with love!! Still begging for a dozen good humans to help the Watch Army to 1K, please give us a fol...
28 Mar 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Here for the funnies as crypto takes over fiat & AI makes the whole question irrelevant!! Ar ar ar! Today's crypto in the pink Pravda:TLDR: it's funny, the FT is foul as the ammo maker is losing electricity to Tik Tok reels...
