The WSJ turned into USA today - which leaves the FT at the top of the heap for serious financial news! Join us for a semi-serious monitoring of the FUD & hate the FT now showers on crypto. Dear readers know we love that pink newspaper but boy howdy does the FT despise crypto--- it's funny. The old guard always fights the new guard. The FT does it eruditely, with misleading comments, fun graphs, and outright lies (usually) attributed to crypto's greatest enemies!
2 May 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for joining your Watch Army today, we gather and stare into the west for a while, then head east ar ar ar !! & thanks to the Publish0x for the range to ride!! Laughing at today's crypto fiat Pravda in the p...
30 Apr 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Thank you for your service in the swelling Watch Army, bringing enlightenment to mankind by separating money from state from religion!! Sunday funnies time at the hacienda!! Well, we tried to ape in on PEPE coin on Uniswap,...
29 Apr 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, we love you!! Lookit y'all, in your mighty Watch Army, first creating and then surfing the groundswell of the only megatrend in favor of the people!! Expanding the crypto positive Overton window to expose the Cantillon positioned crony...
29 Apr 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for joining the watch army to laugh our way thru tradfi Pradva! What do we get today?? In print, no crypto!! Tho we do have one funny "crypto that can't say crypto" entry: D-bank is looking shaky TLDR: one CDS bet...
28 Apr 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for joining your watch army today! laughs in the pink lady today: here’s a Groundhog Day nothingburger Tldr: this is a rehash copypasta pile of agitprop. Even tho tradfi thefts dwarf crypto, the FT trumpets yer a...
27 Apr 2023 1 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you! We missed a funny article in the FT a day ago: TLDR: yeah it's a boring flying monkey lawyer update like the FT loves so much!! Who cares, right; But buried at the bottom we got a big funny: TLDR: that's right, the CRYPTO...
26 Apr 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Today's salmon tradfi lady on crypto, only the funny parts, Watch Army ROLLL!! In print we get yet another hack on Coin. Attack the leaders FT!! TLDR: it's funny, the FT mentions COIN is down 17% last week, says their bid...
25 Apr 2023 4 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer
Permissionless persuaders, we love you!! Thanks for huddling up in the Pub0x game to build a better future with your own personal watch army tour of duty. Laugh for humanity!! ar ar ar !! Who's got point? Into the tradfi bassetball game we goes. fi...
23 Apr 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for forming up the watch army here on the eternal morning of the marvelous Pulish0x!! Let's ride through the funny parts of crypto in the tradfi Pravda today!! Ready: have some TradFi corruption funnies for FIVE B...
22 Apr 2023 3 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, we love you!! So we skipped the pink lady yesterday when SHE skipped crypto again!! Tho yesterday had no crypto, they DID manage to find room to print THIS, you tell US WHYTLDR: so, there's that. Today in print: we start with a hack...
