I am the buyer of all tops, seller of all lows, bitconnect hodler, the one and only Bear Market Comedian. BMC for those who are allergic to syllables. Welcome to the show!
16 May 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
Hi everyone. It's been a few days since I posted. See, I was in jail. Why? Well, it all started when I quit my last job. I found a new job at this lux hotel as a valet boy. I noticed another exchange got hacked and I was reading the comments on diffe...
10 May 2019 2 minute read 1 comment Electroneum United
Last night I had to send some Bitcoin to an exchange. It's the same thing every time... Copy address.Check first and last for digits.Paste address.Check first and last for digits again. Click review.Click to go back and check address again.Click revi...
7 May 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
I know I probably shouldn't, but I've been bothering my boss to pay me in Bitcoin every day for a while now. "Hey boss man, when Bitcoin?" "BMC, I'm on the toilet!" Yeah. I really should calm down but it's just too hard. "Boss man, Bitcoin is the fut...
6 May 2019 1 minute read 3 comments Electroneum United
It's been tough lately. I had to take a job as a waiter at Waffle House to pay the bills. I was taking drink orders last night when a woman asked: "May I have a Coke?" "Is Pepsi okay?" I replied. "Is it okay if I pay you in Bitcoin?!" She remarked. "...
6 May 2019 1 minute read 2 comments Electroneum United
Good evening Publish0x folk from far and wide! I am The Bear Market Comedian and today...I made a mistake. Today, I gave financial advice that resulted in a man's death... I was in the line at Subway when the guy in front of me was about to get a foo...
1 May 2019 1 minute read 1 comment Electroneum United
January 2018 What a time to be alive! A $14,000 Bitcoin! Are you kidding me!? What a steal! This is not financial advice but...I'm buying the dip, baby! Yes, I live in my parents house and ride a scooter to work. No, not an electric one...That's why...
26 Apr 2019 1 minute read 4 comments Electroneum United
It was a Friday at my dead beat job at McDonalds. At least it was payday. Before clocking in I withdrew my earnings from the bank and headed to the BTC ATM. Nothing like making money on top of money from trading. Sure, the last few paydays I did the...
25 Apr 2019 1 minute read 2 comments Electroneum United
I would like to take a moment to thank you all for your support on Publish0x. When I started, I told myself: "Here we go. 0 views and 0 tips for a long while until someone notices my cheesy titles and gives it a chance." Boy, have you proved me wrong...
25 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
After reading my recent post, many have been wondering: BMC, how is it that you were into Bitcoin since the start and you're over here borrowing money from your dad to pay your phone bill?! Fair enough. I can see where you're coming from but I'm sure...
24 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
Hello beautiful people! Constantinople, Casper, Plasma, Sharding, staking...The list goes on and on. For years Ethereum's developers have been talking about updates that have either been delivered slowly or are still in the works. Nonetheless, Ethere...
