The Bear Market Comedian

The Bear Market Comedian

I am the buyer of all tops, seller of all lows, bitconnect hodler, the one and only Bear Market Comedian. BMC for those who are allergic to syllables. Welcome to the show!


Don't Do This With Your Keys!

16 May 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.08 tipped

Hi everyone. It's been a few days since I posted. See, I was in jail. Why? Well, it all started when I quit my last job. I found a new job at this lux hotel as a valet boy. I noticed another exchange got hacked and I was reading the comments on diffe...

Read This Before You Send Bitcoin!

10 May 2019 2 minute read Electroneum United $0.07 tipped

Last night I had to send some Bitcoin to an exchange. It's the same thing every time... Copy address.Check first and last for digits.Paste address.Check first and last for digits again. Click review.Click to go back and check address again.Click revi...

How To Get Paid In Bitcoin.

7 May 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.08 tipped

I know I probably shouldn't, but I've been bothering my boss to pay me in Bitcoin every day for a while now. "Hey boss man, when Bitcoin?" "BMC, I'm on the toilet!" Yeah. I really should calm down but it's just too hard. "Boss man, Bitcoin is the fut...

Is Waffle House Accepting Bitcoin?!

6 May 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.05 tipped

It's been tough lately. I had to take a job as a waiter at Waffle House to pay the bills. I was taking drink orders last night when a woman asked: "May I have a Coke?" "Is Pepsi okay?" I replied. "Is it okay if I pay you in Bitcoin?!" She remarked. "...

Financial Advice Killed A Man!

6 May 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.09 tipped

Good evening Publish0x folk from far and wide! I am The Bear Market Comedian and today...I made a mistake. Today, I gave financial advice that resulted in a man's death... I was in the line at Subway when the guy in front of me was about to get a foo...

Why YOU Should Buy The Dip!

1 May 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.06 tipped

January 2018 What a time to be alive! A $14,000 Bitcoin! Are you kidding me!? What a steal! This is not financial advice but...I'm buying the dip, baby! Yes, I live in my parents house and ride a scooter to work. No, not an electric one...That's why...

Huge XRP Dump!

26 Apr 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.05 tipped

It was a Friday at my dead beat job at McDonalds. At least it was payday. Before clocking in I withdrew my earnings from the bank and headed to the BTC ATM. Nothing like making money on top of money from trading. Sure, the last few paydays I did the...

I Had to Go to The Hospital.

25 Apr 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.01 tipped

I would like to take a moment to thank you all for your support on Publish0x. When I started, I told myself: "Here we go. 0 views and 0 tips for a long while until someone notices my cheesy titles and gives it a chance." Boy, have you proved me wrong...

How I Bought 2 Million Bitcoin

25 Apr 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.08 tipped

After reading my recent post, many have been wondering: BMC, how is it that you were into Bitcoin since the start and you're over here borrowing money from your dad to pay your phone bill?! Fair enough. I can see where you're coming from but I'm sure...

You Have To Try The Ethereum Way

24 Apr 2019 1 minute read Electroneum United $0.04 tipped

Hello beautiful people! Constantinople, Casper, Plasma, Sharding, staking...The list goes on and on. For years Ethereum's developers have been talking about updates that have either been delivered slowly or are still in the works. Nonetheless, Ethere...