Hello beautiful people!

Constantinople, Casper, Plasma, Sharding, staking...The list goes on and on. For years Ethereum's developers have been talking about updates that have either been delivered slowly or are still in the works.

Nonetheless, Ethereum is poppin! Really, they are consistently number 2 or 3 on the charts. I was the slowest kid in gym class and I never got 2nd or 3rd place running the lap. As a matter of fact, I think I passed out a few times and slept on the field overnight.

Point is, people show love to Ethereum even tho they have mostly promised a lot upfront and havent delivered it all yet.

That gave me an idea. If it works for Ethereum, it could work for me. I went to the mall in search for my future wife. There she was...An angel circling the foodcourt eating all the free samples without buying anything...

I walked up to her and let loose the Ethereum way.

"Hi. I'm BMC. What's your name?"

"Jenna."

"It's nice to meet you Jenna. First we're gonna go on a date followed by a few more. When the time is right, I will buy a ring and propose to you. We will get married and have one to three children and eventually move to a rural town to live on a farm."

Here we go. The Ethereum way is too direct! There's no way it will work. I sound like a lunatic...

"Okay" she replied.

What?! It actually worked! The Ethereum way actually worked.

Wait a second...Should I be worried about this girl?!

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