I am the buyer of all tops, seller of all lows, bitconnect hodler, the one and only Bear Market Comedian. BMC for those who are allergic to syllables. Welcome to the show!
24 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
Good Morning E.VER.RY.BODY! This morning I asked my friend the question: "What do you think of hard forks?" It was a probing question. You know...It's so awkward when you start talking crypto to someone and you realize 5 minutes in that they literall...
22 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
The Titanic. What a love story. Too bad I spoiled it for myself by finding out the truth. It is 1912 in the North Atlantic Ocean. The Titanic is sinking while crew and passengers alike struggle to evacuate. "Rose! Get on this floating door!" "Thankyo...
22 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
I just got back from my local convenience store. I'm a regular there. A Coke and a bag of Doritos. Usually it costs me $3.75...But today...Today would be different. "Tamara! How's work treating you? Did yall get robbed last night? I heard some gunsho...
20 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
As you know, I live with my parents...As you didn't know, I'm married with 2 kids. A couple of months ago the wife just about had enough. Bitcoin was at 6k and it was about to blow. My lady gave me $15 for some diapers and baby food...and I may or ma...
19 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
It has been years since I wrote anything. Music, poetry, short stories...I have been neglecting them like the .00000002 BTC we all leave in our exchange accounts every time we withdraw. Then Publish0x came around. Writing and crypto...To quote the gr...
19 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
A few weeks ago I got the tip I was waiting for throughout 2018. The location of the culprit responsible for the bear market. I was on his trail but all of my leads went cold. Bear Grylls, Brother Bear, the Country Bears, Barry White, the Care Bears,...
18 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
Good day fellow Publish0x bretren. My goal lately is to post daily. I have been averaging 50 Hydro for each post and and about 70 views. Before I keep giving this my all I would like to conduct a test. Are you really reading these posts or tipping ju...
18 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
March 2013 - BTC Thread TheBearmarketComedian: "Unscratchable, how are you trying to buy more coins for $0.003. That's way too expensive. You know this is just play money." UnscratchableItch: "I really think these coins will cost a dollar someday." T...
16 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
...In another dimension where bitcoin was never created and Satoshi Nakamoto was known for streaking across the field of a football game. Ladies and gentlemen, it has happened. Binance is delisting Bitcoin Satoshis Vision. The team behind Satoshi's V...
16 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
BEFORE YOU READ ON, PLEASE PLAY MUSIC VIDEO AND THEN BEGIN TO READ. PLAY MUSIC FOR DURATION OF READING. WHY AM I YELLING? Hello there. Fancy meeting you here today. Hold on. Yes, I see it in your face. You have that: "I'm ready to make 1000x gains...
