Don't Do This With Your Keys!


Hi everyone. It's been a few days since I posted. See, I was in jail. Why? Well, it all started when I quit my last job. I found a new job at this lux hotel as a valet boy.

I noticed another exchange got hacked and I was reading the comments on different threads.

Not your keys, not your crypto.
Not your keys, not your crypto.
Not your keys, not your crypto.

Over and over I read those words. Then came a customer in a sweet muscle car.

"Don't scratch my car!" He yelled as he threw me the keys.

I got in the car and the words replayed in my mind...

Not your keys, not your crypto.
Not your keys, not your crypto.
Not your keys, not your car...

I don't really remember what happened next. The police report stated that I took the car out for a joyride.

Obviously, the moral of the story is don't keep your car on an exchange...That's not right.

Thanks for reading! I am the Besr Market Comedian. Feel free to follow, tip, and comment. I'll see you soon!

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