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Watching the watchdogs! FT Crypto Weekend July 3rd. Solicitor General joins Greyscale YAY!! Wild west EU is over? "Cloudmoney"misses. CryptoUK is pro CBDC??

3 Jul 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Satoshi stackers, we love ya!! Be kind to yourselves, and all of yours.  Turn to the tremendous Publish0x and recognize all the fiat free familial love going on! Let's mine the proof of work humor watching the supposed watchers of the watchdogs at th...

Financial Times Cryptowatch July 1st! the mouse turns - Grayscale sues the SEC!! Sing grills Broken Arrows! Crypto contagion will not crash the world -duh gee thanx FT!!!

1 Jul 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptolovers we do love you, day & night, we are losing sleep over y'all!  Practice intense self care for us, get to bed by three please y'all sweetie cuties!! Crypto people, please never die, just multiply!! Let's rally round the flag of the ecstati...

Financial Times Crypto June 30th - Lex hates, Mbappe drops NFTs under FT hate, huge Craig Wright dog not barking but FT takes Craig's money for ads !!!

30 Jun 2022 4 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto rockers, we love you!  Cue the French national anthem and join us aboard the magical Publish0x for a new summer of love!  If we have to fight through the winter first, just means we'll have time together to listen to Lennon AND Marley's One Lo...

Financial Times Crypto June 29th - radio silence!! the dogs that didn't bark redux, plus hate for the FT's biased "market data"

29 Jun 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain babies, we adore you!  Cypherpunkers, we carry a torch for ya that will never go out!! Cryptocoiners, we love you!!  And together we adulate the "strong like ox" Publish0x for bringing us together!  The opposite of the FT's feelings for cr...

FInancial Times Crypto June 28th. Macron loves CZ, whilst France whinges!! Crypto bonds are boring too! AND THE B_TCH IS BACK BABY!!! YAYY!!!!!

28 Jun 2022 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto animals, we just LOVE you!  Most enlightened blockchain believers,  our amorousness for your zealous ideals knows no bounds.  A letter (or a tip!!) from y'all is proof that we live in a wondrous new world.  And we all love joining together as...

Financial Times crypto news review for June 27th - no news, but the FT still manages to throw shade on crypto!!!

27 Jun 2022 4 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans, we love ya!  Right down to your fingers and toes, every little cell of your awesome selves rising above the chains of fiat has waves of love coming in right now.  And we all love the mighty Publish0x, who IS going to be the best and bigge...

Financial Times Weekend 6/26th - NOT Lehman !$%! Wash sale education fail, regulatory consolidation, Renaldo and Mikey Sailor

26 Jun 2022 7 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!!!  all through the wintry night!!  &  it was love at first sight for the cutting-edge Publish0x, and the crypto love evangelizing Publish0x community!!! Keep on keepin on waving the flag of freedom, mes amis, fighting the co...

Financial Times 6/23 - roll the crypto onslaught!! Defi sorrows @ Maker, Solend & Bancor, Frontrunning at Huboi, & Voyager crash rehash! A new king of Crypto haters is crowned...

24 Jun 2022 6 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Digital asset dreamers, we love you!  Y'alls infatuation with crypto makes us forever amorous for you & yours!! And we love the transcendent Publish0x, all of us together in a spiritual brotherly/sisterly bond of love!!  Which will continue to be sor...

The beat(down) goes on! Crypto's obituary by Lex, BTC short ETF launched, Terraform workers lose passports! Sammy Fried dishes out loans

23 Jun 2022 5 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Welcome back Publish0x crypto army, we cherish every breath you take, we love you, we adore y'alls allegiance to cypher protected sound money for the people!!   And we LOVE the Publish0x along with all y'all. Forever.  Forever ever? Yes, no matter WH...

Crypto News from our financial reporting overlords at the FT - Mo's need for sound money, a lame Celsius update and a POSITIVE ARTICLE ABOUT BLOCKCHAIN!!

21 Jun 2022 6 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

People who love cryto - we love you!  Our heart throbs when we think of you, we pray for y'alls happiness !! Y'alls comments are like rain for the parched farmlands of our soul...  In truth, it's a blessing to live in quiet times, but since that ain'...