Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished

The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title:

"Images You Should Not Masturbate To" 😱

That book is the perfect gift for an adolescent who spends too much time in his bedroom... or with the hand in his trousers.
This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a collection of carefully curated pictures guaranteed to throw a wet towel over even the strongest libido or put any soldier standing to attention at ease.
Everybody does it. Nobody wants to talk about it. But have you ever wondered if there's an effective way of restraining your idle hands when they are in danger of straying into a your own nether regions?
Finally, there is...

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid, embarking on an onanistic odyssey - whatever you call it, all of the images in this book will discourage any urges towards self-pleasure.
It is as effective as a cold shower and will save you a fortune in tissues.

So if you have amorous thoughts buzzing through your head... here is the amazon link 😉
See you next week with my presentation of a shocking new crap book! 👍

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493/