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Little Bird

15 Feb 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

There once was a bird, so small, Who loved to sing, above all. She'd tweet and she'd chirp, And never once, did she burp, A melody, so sweet, it'd enthrall.   This bird, she loved to sing in the park, And people would stop, and hark. They'd listen wi...

hop Froggy hop

15 Feb 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a frog, so green, \Who loved to dance, oh so keen. He'd hop and he'd skip, And let out a big rip, That shook the leaves, in the trees so serene.   This frog, he was quite a sight, With his moves, oh so light. He'd spin and he'd twirl,...

Fred the Dog

15 Feb 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

There once was a dog named Fred, Whose bark was louder than the sled. He'd howl at the moon, And sing a big tune, That echoed, and echoed, in the shed.   This dog, he loved to play fetch, And would chase after sticks, without any sketch. He'd wag his...

A Love to Sniff

14 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

  There once was a man with a nose, So big and long, it just wouldn't close. He'd bump into things, And the birds would take wings, But he didn't mind, no one knows.   This man, he loved to smell the flowers, And the fragrances of the rain for hours....

The Ukulele Playing Cow

14 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cow, so absurd, Who loved to play the ukulele, word! She'd strum on her strings, And sing, "Moo-sic brings," The joy of life, and it's preferred!   This cow, she was quite the sensation, With her music and her imagination. She'd play...

What in the Cat

14 Feb 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cat with a hat, Who sat on a mat, just like that. He'd tip his hat high, As he watched the sky, And purr a tune, just like a brass band's rat-a-tat.   This cat, he had quite a routine, He'd nap in the sun and eat sardines. But when h...

Hat on the Back

13 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a knack, For wearing a hat on his back. He walked with a strut, With hat high and up, And never once did he look back.   He'd go to the store, to buy cheese, And to everyone, he'd loudly say "Please!" He'd point to his hat,...

Full of Magic and Weird

11 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a big, bushy beard, A wizard, they said, full of magic and weird. He walked down the street with a nod and a bow, And people would gawk, and whisper, "Look at that fellow now!"   The man, he just laughed, and said with a gri...

Mr. Longnose

11 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a nose so long It reached from his face to the floor He used it to smell all the flowers and trees And to measure the height of doors One day he met a beautiful lass Whose nose was as long as his own They looked at each othe...

The Duck

10 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Here's a silly little rhyme, About a creature quite divine, It waddles, quacks, and swims with ease, The duck, oh what a funny beast!   It waddles down the street so proud, With feathers shiny, sleek, and loud, It quacks and quacks, and flaps its win...