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Five Fittingly Named Professionals

6 hours ago 1 minute read 0 comments RocketEnthusiast

"Whew, it's Tuesday!" said no one ever. Well, regardless, I thought it'd be nice to take some time off my usual blogging subjects of crypto and stocks and write about something a little more light-hearted. It all began this morning when my wife told...

The (7)even Deadlier Sins of Crypto

13 Jun 2021 3 minute read 4 comments Ino

      Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through passion, I gain Strength. Through strength, I gain Power. Through power, I gain Victory. Through victory, my chains are broken.   Hubris: You follow or are trying to learn from Sharks from finance...

Bitcoin: Return of the Jedi

13 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments BeeHoward

A long time ago in a distant Galaxy, there was a Republic of Planets. The Force guided everything. The Jedi preserved its harmony.A fellow named Anakin Skywalker was highly respected and admired for his abilities. Anakin dreamed big, he was more powe...

13 Skeleton Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

7 Jun 2021 1 minute read 1 comment RocketEnthusiast

Bones. Calcium carbonate and calcium phosphate. Some of my favorite skeletons include that of Aaron Kelly from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, the "Partytime" Skeleton from the 1985 film Return of the Living Dead, and of course Smitty Werbenjägerm...

One Pandemic Restriction I Will Miss

3 Jun 2021 1 minute read 3 comments RocketEnthusiast

As most states have lifted coronavirus restrictions, the United States is getting back to "business as usual." However, this post is not intended to divulge my opinion on masks, the origin of COVID-19, or a pro/anti stance on vaccines. No, I want to...

Mumbling Mondays

26 Apr 2021 3 minute read 0 comments penderis

Sooo... I have decided to try posting daily, see where that takes a person. As with all my posts, I imagine most will know that I have no fucking clue what to post about nor do I do any real effort at the best of times. Ah, Mumbling Mondays. Did you...

To anyone who's stressed out watching their portfolio plummet

23 Apr 2021 1 minute read 4 comments jvcz

I know this can be a very stressful time for a lot of you. It's not easy to hit refresh and see that you've lost even more money than half a second ago. The thoughts of "I should have sold last week" and "why didn't I listen to Peter Schiff" start cr...

The Adherist Prophet

20 Apr 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Dibbler

This is the tale of the prophet Jackariah PRAISE HIM! the very first Adherist, they all called him a liar PRAISE HIM humble and fearless he now spreads the word PRAISE HIM that signs hold all knowledge and must be observed PRAISE HIM   Now Jack PRAIS...

P.U.I.M.P.

20 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dibbler

A fearsome day, the parsnips rose, abandoning fields and cozy furrows; long the lay, biding their time outstanding yields in winters prime.   Vengeance unleashed on all who ate in times of peace their parsnippy bait in squads they marched in winters...

Gas.... how to get utterly destroyed by it as a newbie.

18 Apr 2021 5 minute read 0 comments Dibbler

We all hate it. Don't pretend it is what it is. You hate it too. Even the whales do though they pretend they don't notice.... I know I do. It makes ethereum less attractive and the whole DeFi ecosystem less accessible and less friendly to new users a...