In the U.S. state of Georgia, Republican lawmakers are pushing through a bill introducing financial literacy for high schoolers that includes crypto education. The measure is tentatively called the “Keep checking the Bitcoin price so often that you forget to vote” bill.
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Russian punk group, Pussy Riot, famous for its brave stunts opposing Putin and the Russian Orthodox Church released exclusive NFTs with their latest music video. Reached for comment, Russia’s president said: “Yes, yes, good release. After I arrest these girls for another 10 years in labor camps, I will release an exclusive NFP: No Fuck with Putin.”
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Binance launched a peer-to-peer crypto payment app. They are calling it Binance Pay and somehow not BayBap, Benmo, or Bestern Bunion.
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American actor, TV host, and Old Spice spokesman, Terry Crews issued his personal token $POWER on Roll, allowing people to own a piece of him — the dream of every woman and closet wannabe slave owner.
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Vitalik Buterin insists that rollups will “imminently” bring 100x scaling to Ethereum. This would be amazing, but so far the only “rollups” we’re seeing are done by Elon Musk before saying crazy things like “DOGE to the moon!”
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