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After Atari partnered with Decentraland to launch an Atari Casino in that virtual world, Decentraland’s MANA token’s price is hitting an all-time high. Perfect timing for it to fall from the sky right around Passover.
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Whales are once again buying the dip in Bitcoin, as $100k purchases on Binance are approaching an all-time high. They can afford to do this thanks to a sophisticated proprietary risk-management strategy known as “we’re so big, we’ll make the price go where we want it to; deal with it.”
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Two big Swiss retails will start selling Bitcoin gift cards. This replaces their previous marketing program of giving every shopper a solid block of Nazi gold.
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Furucombo will issue iouCOMBO tokens as compensation to victims of a recent hack, redeemable for actual COMBO tokens from the recovery pool. This marks the first time in history when an IOU actually gets paid.
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Chiliz, the blockchain for sports fans to buy branded Fan Tokens of their favorite teams, saw its
CHZ token rally 1000% over the past month to a $1B valuation. Not to be confused with Chili’s, which is still a glorified diner where the $5 margarita is more than some servers make per hour.
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