Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


Altcoin Olympics - chitcoin medal count by country!

26 May 2020 5 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cypher fans we love y’all! We all know Satoshi is the perfect international ghost for Bitcoin.  Clearly he's Japanese, yet all the clues point to the UK, but ya know he’s a Merican!!! What countries claim bragging rights to the rest of the shower of...

Forget the famous lost Bitcoins- it's the lost ETH at the bottom of the wallet making a giant pumping sound

22 May 2020 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey youse Cryptofans we love ya.  Act like ya know three or four million of the  21 million bitcoins will be forever lost before the miners hit #21,000,000.   BUT IT"S THAT FIFTY CENTS  OF ETH STUCK IN EVERY @#($*&#(*#$ WALLET WE HAVE AND EVERY dapp...

NIGHT OF THE STARS - The best! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE--- The winner is CRYPTO xxxxxxx

20 May 2020 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

LOVE LOVE LOVE for The bestest ever writers ! Richard K Morgan, Phil K Dick, Roger Zelazny, Vance  - er wait PublishOxen.   Still, Crypto Chart Wizard, CryptoOwen, Mappo, CryptoStalker, Cryptosorted, wakeupkitty, Crypto BeePorter, Crypto Adventure, C...

The TRUTH about ELF coin ( and YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH) AELF = TRON - Justin Sun + current CCP approval

20 May 2020 4 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

What is AELF ?  AELF is not ETH, not EOS, not even TRON, and never will be, despite the backing of the CCP.  Yeah yeah yeah (which means NO effing WAY in New York speak) ELF wants to be the new Linux.  Well it was freakin hard for even Linus to make...

Technical Analysis LOSES BAD to fundamental analysis of Market Shocks for all the big power moves everytime

13 May 2020 4 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptopunx we love ya! Gotta admit, we really deeply love this graph.  To our eye, pure cause and effect.  Illustrative of Regulatory Market Shocks 101.   The dates so clearly correspond to the most radical moves ever in the Bitcoin marketplace.  Can...

I LOVE BAT!!! & that's why I SELL ALL OF IT religiously every month AND YOU SHOULD TOO!!!

4 May 2020 3 minute read 39 comments Dave Sawyer

I live to love BAT, and love to live to ride for BAT.  I'm thinking maybe a BAT tattoo and I don't have any tats, only scars. If you feel that too, then counterintuitively you should drop BAT like it's HOTTTT every chance you get.  I mean I really d...

CRASH AND BURN on loopring.io first trade contest!

24 Apr 2020 2 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cypherpunks, we love y'all.  Gentlemen, start your engines.  Igor kicked off a contest giving us five bucks if we could be the first few to run a trade through DEX Loopring.io!!! Can we do that? Sure, easy !  I have a metamask wallet.  That's one tha...

Attack of the 32,000 MNE Minereum Shitcoins

12 Apr 2020 1 minute read 33 comments Dave Sawyer

Heya cryptofans we love ya! The old coin base wallet just freaked us out by popping in thirty two thousand (three hundred bucks worth) of MNE, Minereum.  Spidey sense tingling; we know it’s a scam somehow, but how?  Greed (always the key ingredient t...

Is the Plus Token whale playing whack a mole with the Bitcoin price?

11 Apr 2020 2 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

We love you cryptopunks! The US Feds denied a Bitcoin ETF again recently, basically stating that the Bitcoin market is too vulnerable to market manipulations.  ( but a bitcoin ETF did start in Canada this week, hello USA!?!) What does that mean reall...

Shitcoin Adjusted Total Rate of Return for Bitcoin for 2017-18

7 Apr 2020 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we love ya! The total ROR of the model bitcoin portfolio must be adjusted upward to correctly include  the 2018-2019 spin offs of Bitcoin Cash, Bitcoin SV and Bitcoin Gold.  The hard forking, coin splitting antics of Bitcoin sweetened the...