Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


The funniest crypto right now cause there's none in the FT!!

29 Sep 2022 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people we love you!  No jokes in the FT as the UK melts down, so we have to find our funnies elsewhere!!   Here's one: TLDR:  DJ Seedphrase sells hoodie ape punk for $4.4 million.  The real story:  yeah yeah yeah yeah sure.   From a shakey wal...

Testify for love of the 700!!!

14 Sep 2022 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Once again and always crypto people we love you!!  Today especially followers!  Meant to say thank y'all for seven hundred, then forgot, then POW only 699. :(    But now we are back & badder than ever and THANK Y'ALL!!!  Only 4300 more, lol, and we c...

Binance is North American, $(*$&(#*&!!!!

5 Sep 2022 3 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Cryptofans we love ya!   A recent article on the mighty Publish0x from our thoughtful pal Yugocean got us to read CZ's Binance blog this month. Here's Yugocean's article:     https://www.publish0x.com/crypto-champion/the-binance-controversy-xrggp...

Funniest Crypto week Sept. 4

4 Sep 2022 5 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

HEY Y'all crypto people, we love you !!  Bless your hearts on a Sunday - what's our old fever dream - even an atheist owes reverence to evolution.  Or engineering or microbiology, fractals, quasars, quantum physics, something!!!  Thank you for your h...

Just wanna testify what your love has done yeaaaaaaaaeeeeeeehhh boyeeeeeee

3 Sep 2022 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

  We wanted to join the parade (late registration) of the hallowed tradition of testifying love for lovely followers and sweet, sweet tippers. Because we love you, we just listened to all the I Wanna Testify versions. This one is THE BEST.  A cover,...

Funniest crypto week of August 14-21st

21 Aug 2022 3 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptokin you know we know you know we love you!   Thanks for helping mankind take the higher ground over fiat induced tortures, reaching up to money for the people, of the distributed people.  It's a wild ride, and we need every bit of y'alls brains...

CEX.IO reward fail, here we come!!

19 Aug 2022 1 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey cryptonauts we love you and the music y'all play.   We kept seeing that ad - y'know the one CEX.IO ad - deposit 30 USDC & we'll give ya 50!! !! It's that simple the ad sez!!   We went to the Publish0x!! crickets.  It MUST be a scam cuz NO ONE did...

The Happiest & Funniest crypto August 1-7

7 Aug 2022 3 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

 It's been a funny week in the FT crypto watch !  But some big funnies elsewhere deserve a quick laugh.  Plus, mostly good news once we ditch the Tradfi bias!! BTC miners SAVE THE POWER GRID in Texas!! We are ALL about to face another giant wall of...

The funniest things about the Crypto Crash!!!

31 Jul 2022 4 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey crypofans, we love ya!  Funny things are coming out as we all crawl through the wreckage.  Yeah price action crashed and burned, took out firms, us and everyone.  Ernie Hemingway said we all get broken, but some get strong in the places that were...

Tally HO!!!! For all the wrong reasons! But if loving Tally Ho is wrong, we don't wanna be right. UPDATED CLOSING, more dogs & wallets!

24 Jul 2022 15 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Tally Ho has awesome features that solve problems we’ve hit.  Is it Web3?? YOU can vote on the roadmap!!  Auto recognises new tokens, adding your own is always such a drag.   Multiple wallets in multiple names and we bet they can send to each other,...